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Don the Yokai Trash Panda

@duvnal

Former stage hand and roady. Former game industry worker. Current (award winning) ESL teacher and expat. Melimancer aspirant.

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I have Friday movie night online with my friends in California. I live in Japan. So Daylight Savings means I log in at 9am Saturday morning for 6 months, and 10am for 6 months.

Do I live 17 hours in the future or 18? What month is it?

11.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like he's taking delivery of Han Solo in carbonite from Boba Fett

09.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a party in my brain and EVERYONE'S INVITED!

07.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The aging are the biggest voting block in Japan. Young people are not going to get any money from the government to help them start a family until they become a majority, and that is never going to happen as the generations shrink. Foreigners are a convenient distraction from that inconvenient truth

06.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I accidentally started a cult.

06.03.2026 09:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo! Maybe "I'm your huckleberry" will make a comeback!

27.02.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worse than that, it seems to be implying that we are now so morally evolved beyond that time that it should be ancient history, but a cursory glance at the current sociopolitical state of the US and that analysis comes apart so fast you could get hit by shrapnel

25.02.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Bones-of-Dust club, little sister. We have cookies... and ibuprofen.

25.02.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recursive Mario

24.02.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm ambivalent about that.

24.02.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sticker received for finishing a Great King Yeti the One Pounder at Burger King in Japan.

A sticker received for finishing a Great King Yeti the One Pounder at Burger King in Japan.

23.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's great, and all, but I prefer the store music down at the DONKI

20.02.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite Ninja fact is because of a cultural misunderstanding the popular culture version of a Ninja is dressed like a Japanese stage hand.

20.02.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly, there are no Denny's west of Osaka, so I am about 10 hours drive from the closest one.

20.02.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you go there just for cheese?

You're Costcoing wrong, friend.

19.02.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was even excited about AI when it was about protein folding simulation and bulk translation of cuneiform tablets, before it became about putting artists out of work and generating revenge porn & CSAM.

19.02.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what happens when you have writers who neither like nor understand the franchise they are writing for. Why didn't they get the setting right? Because they never paid attention to the source material.

19.02.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you saying turtles are still and contemplative? You really haven't spent much time around turtles, have you?

18.02.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Libertarians are like housecats, completely dependent on systems they do not appreciate or understand.

16.02.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would I ever stop?

13.02.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just imagine him getting carved up as he struggles to pull the thing out of the wall.

13.02.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw... I had high hopes for that one. Looked like it had a "12 Monkeys but absurdist comedy" vibe going on, based on the trailer.

13.02.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the proper follow up question is "was that before or after the brain worm?"

13.02.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice job on the gems.

12.02.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My summary of Japanese culture has always been "fetishized fetishism and weaponized cute"

10.02.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's called "scraping the bottom of the barrel and coming up with barrel."

09.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It suits you

06.02.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One grandma died when my mom was young, and step-grandma didn't like grandpa's kids very much. No talking to them. Dad's mom died in a mental institution. Never met her, and step-grandma got bullied by her daughter into cutting all grandad's kids out of her will, so,... hard nope all around, thanks.

06.02.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, yet another project with writers who do not like or understand the franchise. Sad, but not entirely unexpected.

06.02.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst part is that he thought he could just, you know, do that.

06.02.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0