It’s 5/1/25. It’s 10:46 AM. An air-raid siren wakes me up. The building fire alarm has a disconnected wire. Nothing is wrong.
01.05.2025 14:48
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“I’m drinking beef” - Eden, 2025
16.03.2025 15:21
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what if lebron was green ?
05.03.2025 23:57
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You sure about that? #oscars
02.03.2025 23:46
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Ripped my pants!!!! But Eden saved them thanks Eden
16.02.2025 16:04
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Kendrick is undefeatable, Drake should just call it quits at this point. Like fr Sam Jackson has now endorsed the Drake pedophile theory in national television. It’s over.
10.02.2025 01:47
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anyone else feel the Boston earthquake this morning?
27.01.2025 17:03
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Gonna be so real Robert Eggers Labyrinth Sequel getting confirmed in Deadline has the capacity to dethrone Xenoblade X DE as my most what the fuck media announcement of the last year
23.01.2025 20:36
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25.01.2025 00:11
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Oscars opinions:
Happy for Conclave and The Substance, gutted but unsurprised for I Saw The TV Glow, Challengers score snubbed
I’m mentally prepping for Emilia Pérez to sweep despite being one of the singularly worst movies I’ve ever seen. Truly a dogshit film on every conceivable level.
23.01.2025 15:55
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the snub is so disrespectful it’s insane
23.01.2025 15:52
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who wants to help me fund an independent rock album right now
23.01.2025 06:14
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no but seriously I need money who wants to give me money
23.01.2025 06:14
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And I'm done.
I had been a NY Times subscriber since college.
21.01.2025 14:25
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guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute
21.01.2025 03:44
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“An anonymous drip of clump” — avi, 2025
08.01.2025 04:15
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Eden thought that the man who invented peanut butter died.
You know, President G.W. Carver 🥜
29.12.2024 21:57
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¡Adiós Señor Uómbat!
22.12.2024 21:20
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Beefbrose Kenny-Smith
19.12.2024 03:25
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beef mackenzie
19.12.2024 01:24
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I saw Kraven. It’s sucked. Fuck that movie <3
14.12.2024 21:46
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It’s 12/7/24. It’s 2:26 PM. An air-raid siren wakes me up. The building fire alarm has a disconnected wire. Nothing is wrong.
07.12.2024 19:27
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the owners name is michael scott not a joke
28.11.2024 18:58
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THE PUG TAKES IT THE PUG TAKES IT
28.11.2024 18:55
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Happy Thanksgiving! What are you holding space for this Thanksgiving?
28.11.2024 18:02
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Happy Purina National Dog Show Day! The most important event of the year! My money is on the pug.
28.11.2024 17:59
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25.11.2024 18:48
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Hey Marco! I’m also a musician named Marco!
25.11.2024 07:29
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yeah but what if the earth *was* flat? you ever think about that???
24.11.2024 15:54
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