The takeaway here is there is no reform that can fix this. These children are being #homeschooled entirely BECAUSE their parents are stupid. They will have no balance, no differing perspective, no exposure to science or history. All the accountability and oversight in the world can't stop this.
23.02.2026 16:55
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When I was around 13, my Sunday school teacher told me I needed to start wearing control-top pantihose and walk sideways up the stairs to the piano because my "behind" was "tempting her husband." Her husband the church deacon.
Conservative Christians don't bat an eye at pedophilia and never will.
15.02.2026 00:31
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Same! I see you published your book, congrats!
11.02.2026 14:20
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Thanks for letting me know!
I'm no longer with CRHE, so if they still want to chat they can reach out to me at:
samanthapfield@gmail.com
11.02.2026 14:10
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The bog-standard sermon after we all found out Josh Duggar was a pedophile was "everyone is a sinner" and "everyone makes mistakes."
That continued all the way through him being CONVICTED for CSAM-- including infants. Actual babies.
Dismissing pedophilia is baked in to American evangelicalism.
06.02.2026 06:13
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No one who had eyeballs during the *extended* Josh Duggar scandal should be even remotely surprised by the Christian response to the Epstein files.
Everyone knew he was a pdfile for years and he still rose in the Christian ranks. It was being on AshleyMadison that got him fired, not the pedophilia.
06.02.2026 06:09
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This is what your average homeschool parent will just straight-up admit to, without any prompting. They *voluntarily* tell the world this crap because they see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
10.01.2026 00:42
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Did the industrial revolution do really cool things? Absolutely. It also caused uncountable deaths and over a century later is the single biggest reason our current climate is collapsing and MAYBE some of the people criticizing it were RIGHT
01.01.2026 10:06
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In response to raising concerns about AI, I'm getting told some version of "yeah but we've been through this before- industrial revolution, AV media, they all caused huge change"
YEAH AND SOME OF THOSE CHANGES WERE BAD AND WE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT HARDER ABOUT THEIR IMPLEMENTATION
01.01.2026 10:01
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(ALSO not that this isn't RELEVANT (cough) but Ruth was a foreigner, an immigrant, etc etc and she STILL GOT GOVERNMENT BENEFITS)
10.12.2025 06:12
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Ruth's whole story revolves around how the law was built to help poor people and institute a welfare system.
GLEANING WAS GOVERNMENT WELFARE.
Like y'all. Y'ALL.
These aren't little-heard stories! These are major Sunday school characters! And y'all just MISSED the whole damn point!!
10.12.2025 06:09
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Next up is Ruth. Also a beloved story, but something Christians seem to gloss right over when it comes to "application" is the fact that Ruth benefitted from Bethlehem's welfare system. The GOVERNMENT said every farmer had to leave some of their harvest for the welfare recipients.
10.12.2025 06:09
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That's Joseph's triumph! The thing he's the most proud of, the thing he attributes to God's direct intervention! Getting THE GOVERNMENT TO FEED PEOPLE.
10.12.2025 06:09
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First up: Joseph. Very dramatic story, but "what you meant for evil, God meant for good" is probably the most popular text.
Y'know what Joseph's WHOLE THING was? The Thing he accomplished that he said made it all worth it?
CONVINCING THE *GOVERNMENT* TO STOCKPILE FOOD AND THEN FEED PEOPLE.
10.12.2025 06:09
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And I can reject the "not the government's job to feed people" premise AS A CHRISTIAN using THE BIBLE. And no I'm not going to reference some obscure-ish laws but two of the most famous Bible stories. If you grew up in church, these people were featured in dozens of sermons.
10.12.2025 06:09
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Something I heard all growing up was how it's not the job of government to feed people-- that's the responsibility of the church. The typical rejoinder is something like "churches don't feed people tho" (see: "churches wouldn't help a mom get formula").
That's great, but I reject the premise.
10.12.2025 06:09
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I'm boycotting all things Bezos, but a while ago I would go in, because they're the only place in my area that carries Jeni's mint chocolate chip-- my favorite flavor and the only brand who makes it that I'm not allergic to.
they also carry the only decent gluten free ravioli I've ever had
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04.12.2025 05:37
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Student couldn't look me in the eye the rest of the semester.
He was angry and bitter, but he also cited his sources.
03.12.2025 18:43
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I got a DM from the history teacher confronting me about it. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Me: I am prevented by federal law from discussing this with you.
Student later sends an email explicitly telling me to talk about it.
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I tell Mark EXACTLY everything that was wrong with the paper, virtually line by line.
03.12.2025 18:43
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~Shockingly~, he had not corrected any of the problems by the due date. I graded according to the rubric, and he received a failing grade.
He was irate. Wasn't I a fundamentalist Christian like him (wildly incorrect assumption) who saw that all these ideas were self-evident?
03.12.2025 18:43
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The second paper of the class was a Definition essay, and this student's first draft was abysmal. Not in writing quality (although that wasn't great) but he refused to cite sources on huge claims. I pointed this out to him multiple times through the drafting process.
03.12.2025 18:43
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My second semester, a student found out I'd graduated from Pensacola Christian College. His history teacher was from there, turns out I attended his history teacher's wedding. Small world.
03.12.2025 18:43
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I taught Composition & Rhetoric at Liberty University for two years.
I would've failed that Fulnecky paper.
In fact, I ran into something similar-ish there.
#storytime
03.12.2025 18:43
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Adjacent, my MIL is a bleeding heart liberal but still goes to a conservative church. When the little old ladies find out I go to a church "downtown," they whisper, scandalized "one of those LIBERAL churches??"
Yeah, and where do *your* kids go, Barbara? Nowhere? Yup. That's what I thought.
29.10.2025 04:17
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My MIL reminded me of the "liberal Christians just want their ears tickled" turn of phrase, and it occurred to me that I've felt more challenged ("convicted") by my UCC-trained lesbian minister in the last three years than I ever was in two decades of fundamentalism.
29.10.2025 04:15
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a cartoon of spongebob squarepants is smiling with his mouth open
Alt: SpongeBob rainbow meme
omg it happened
a rando accused my statement "homo sapiens evolved in Africa" of being a "religious belief" (we were not debating origins, so I was surprised)
I'm the Big Scary Evolutionist now
I'm so proud
14.10.2025 01:02
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The recent #Rapture nonsense has me reliving my Pre-Trib days and I'm cringing so hard at teenaged me
I stopped reading Left Behind because a book's cliffhanger was "This character either dies or accepts the Mark!" and Option A was too depressing and Option B was theologically heinous. So I quit. ๐คฃ
13.10.2025 04:29
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Reddit post by Beach Pellini: If some men have nothing else, they will always have the audacity
09.10.2025 04:41
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a woman wearing glasses is waving her hand while sitting on a couch
Alt: Liz Lemon high fiving herself gif
Not a lawyer BUT I am an #exfundie so I didn't have to Google "plenary authority."
Silver lining to fundie theology being constructed largely by lawyers and preached by people who think using archaic terms makes them Very Correct, I suppose?
07.10.2025 19:45
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That really sucks, I'm sorry.
30.09.2025 20:51
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