here's a reliable list
full sketch — 3/15/86
we live in the stupidest fucking time in history
Jim Thompson / Five Noir Novels of fhe 1950s & 60s
Look at this beauty! I renewed my @libraryofamerica.bsky.social membership & they sent it to me.
That I want Nurse fired waaaayyyy more than I want Sirianni fired is not something I expected a mere 6 weeks ago.
HBO Max added 50 pre-1980 films in March, bringing its total to 485.
Paramount+ added 3, bringing its total to 17.
If, as announced today, Paramount intends to merge the two services, this is a concern. #FilmSky
Why do I have to pick just one? I think Platner is BOTH really dumb and Nazi-ish.
One Perfect Shot: Sinners (2025)
d. Ryan Coogler
They're calling them 'Epstein's Angels'
The longest section of Pete Hesgeth’s wikipedia page is “Abuse and sexual assault allegations.”
Wolf Blitzer + Ving Rhames is Gen X’s Hobbs & Shaw.
On the plus side, Paramount buying CNN means Wolf Blitzer can return to Mission Impossible.
So if Trump ends it five times and restarts it six times, he’s ended five wars. (I’m starting to see why his casinos went bankrupt.)
Jews Don’t Count by David Baddiel
could a dying empire do THIS
The Warner Bros. story now has a title, "One Bad Merger After Another."
Amen. Just placed my order!
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
It feels like only recently John Boorman — still with us, age 93! — started receiving the respect he deserves. What a career!
I forgot about The State of Things! Prob haven’t seen it in ~25 years. This is inspiring me to rewatch asap.
Top shelf Peter O’Toole. Steve Railsback was never better. And the always underrated Allen Garfield gives my favorite supporting performance of a screenwriter ever.
The defining feature of the Trump administration is glee at the suffering of girls.
“‘My country, right or wrong,’ is a thing that no patriot would think of saying. It is like saying, ‘My mother, drunk or sober.'” — G.K. Chesterton (1901)
We will be reading & hearing this insane shit for the rest of our lives.
Make Kalshi Shitty Cereal Again
“Make no mistake about it: We are At War now ― with somebody ― and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.” — HST, 2001