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Marissa Skudlarek

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Writes playscripts & computer scripts in English, French, & Python. Proof that there are still artists in San Francisco. She/her.

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I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 665 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

there is nothing more humbling than getting passport photos taken

06.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image San Francisco Chronicle

San Francisco Chronicle

March 5, 1926: Chorus line dancer Vernoghn Garrett is about to go onstage at a San Francisco theater when a calcium stage light ignites her flimsy costume. She is badly burned about her arms but says, β€œI’m lucky to be alive.”

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love to complicate people’s relationship to β€œSolsbury Hill” by telling them that this seemingly cheesy, square song from innumerable rom-com movie trailers is in 7/4

05.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaah! 😳

As I said last night, the strangest things is just how fast the nostalgia cycle is moving! I graduated HS in 2004 and my class might have had a 60s, 70s, or 80s-themed spirit day, but we’d never have had a 1994 Day.

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you at the Bay School? Last night I ran into a friend who teaches there & he told me they’re having a β€œ2016 spirit day” next week, which blew both of our minds.
And if this is instead at an SFUSD school where you subβ€”that’s even more wild, that means there’s MULTIPLE of them!

05.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey this is the most insane concept ive ever heard of

05.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

you know, if the government’s going to fund theater for the public to enjoy, it would have cost a hell of a lot less to just do a new WPA

05.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Iranians really missed a chance to pick a guy named Khumenei just to really fuck with people

04.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 514 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

04.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2046 πŸ” 494 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 17

The name's Les. Les Miserables. Falsely accused? Unjustly imprisoned? If you've got the bread, you've got a lawyer.

03.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is all downstream of the fact that the gulf war (look it up) was a huge ratings hit

02.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He lives like a monk. He dines like a king San Francisco resident Michael Grepo has made himself into the rarest of rare:Β a fine-dining restaurant regular.

Nothing but respect to this absolute KING.

Via @sfstandard.com

01.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

And Saoirse Ronan will also finally win that year, on her 12th try, for playing the other Lady Bird πŸ˜€

02.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

02.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 4170 πŸ” 925 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 114
Elis Regina & Tom Jobim -  "Aguas de MarΓ§o" - 1974
Elis Regina & Tom Jobim - "Aguas de MarΓ§o" - 1974 YouTube video by Federico Mocciaro
01.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the last time the USA created regime change solely through bombing was in Cambodia, when a massive carpet bombing campaign so destabilized the country that the Khmer Rouge came to power and wiped out the Royal governmentβ€”the American ally. Genocide followed.

01.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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Illuminati list just dropped: Bohemian Grove camp members from 2023 leaked The full 2023 retreat member list was published by an independent journalist. Many, many Bay Area pooh-bahs are on it.

In case you need a distraction, Bohemian Grove’s membership list leaked: sfstandard.com/2026/02/25/n...

28.02.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 13

The Denzel Washington MACBETH is the superior film adaptation. Washington and Frances McDormand are so good as Macbeth and Lady Macbeth. Their relationship feels so real and β€œlived in,” which makes the inevitable bloody spiral all the more tragic.

01.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there are so many books on my β€œdue for a reread” list so I’m copping out a bit here by saying Sense & Sensibility, merely because I need to reread it soon for a friend’s book discussion at the end of March. I do think it’d be good for a cozy reading vacation though!

01.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

28.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 2362 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 24

The mercury did not drop below 61 in S.F. this morning. If that held through midnight, it would tie a February record for high minimum temp. Alas, a cool breeze this evening should drop temps to the 50s.

However, a Feb. 27 record high min temp (58F) was set. SF's warmest winter night since 2015.

01.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 2
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 13789 πŸ” 3341 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 70

The "debate" in the run-up to this makes Iraq 2003 look like the Athenian polis.

28.02.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 417 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

i always get emotional about recovered lost films but you guys

spoiler alert lol (it’s 45 sec if you wanna click thru & see) but seemingly the first robot in film is a clown, who then gets smashed into nonexistence with a sledgehammer

this literally may have to be on page one of my dissertation

28.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

underground art is important (and important to ME personally) but a world where nobody ever gets a big budget to take a big weird swing is still massively depressing

27.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1607 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

This one wins.

TIL that saying "you bet" is exactly of the same vintage as "I'm your huckleberry" yet only one is seen as just normal American English

27.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Boots Riley Is Adapting Anne Washburn's Simpsons-Themed Mr. Burns for the Screen The Simpsons -inspired play debuted at Playwrights Horizons via The Civilians in 2012.

One of the most influential American plays of this century! Boots Riley is turning it into a film playbill.com/article/boot...

27.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure how I feel about an all-male β€œAs You Like It” but having just played Celia in Bay Area Bar Shakes’ production, I think it’s kinda cool they announced casting for Celia before announcing Orlando or indeed any of the male roles

27.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0