cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)

Oratorically there’s not a politician in my lifetime in his class.

Jesus Christ was she not even in the CCF at school? All guns are loaded, Kemi. First rule.

Just do what you so clearly want to do, tv execs: bring back The West Wing with Josh as president now.

Wait they’re bringing back the show about space cowboys who can’t let go of the past even though times have changed beyond recognition? Huh.

I still think he should be called Baby Jabba the Hutt.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Canonical name for both Luke and Leia, yes.

There is one proper naming convention for younger versions of old Star Wars characters and it is “Baby Old Star Wars Character Name”

IT IS NOT.

Granted, but this is lazy on a new level. Also he looks weird, I don’t like him.

I’m just not sure how special a relationship can be when it’s based on one party leaving the other because of their abusive behaviour and then spending the next quarter of a millennium working out their trauma on everyone else.

Wait they’ve actually called him “Rotta”? As in “he’s a rotter”? Is media literacy that dead?

Masterful photo choice.

Scream VIII should focus on Sidney’s quixotic but ultimately successful legal battle to just have the damned masks banned from sale.

Oy vey.

He's put a bounty out on Han Swole-o which will be claimed by Boba Fit

My point is stop this.

Jabba the Cut.

Jabba the GymSlut

You ruined perfectly good spellchecker, is what you did. Look at it, it claims to have anxiety.

There are no circumstances in which you need a double tap strike on a school. Happy to clarify.

This is just an unprecedented level of divorced.

Young Bisexual has got BARS.

Strangely compelling urge to purchase a motorcycle.

Tilly’s awake. Neat.

Forty minutes off 41. 5kg over race weight, which is better than I expected to be honest. In the midst of life and career changes that I think I can manage, but which feel uncomfortable right now. I’m not going to retire from CPUK at 42 as I’d hoped. Lots not as expected, but it’s a good life.

I am available as a social media/general web-presence consultant

I would simply format my website or amend my copy in such a way that this could not be cropped to my disadvantage.

Finally!

Oof. No respect. None at all.