Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Disrespected my RΕnin." [spotlight tracks me as the top half of my body slides off of the bottom half]
the funniest part of the kobe-bam discourse is the implicit assumption that kobe came by his 81 naturally in the flow of the game rather than the truth, which is that kobe would have killed a teammate in full view of the crowd if any one of them took a shot
i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...
White men simply must always find a way to diminish a black man's accomplishments.
There's an eco-friendly Gundam made from recycled plastic and eggshells.
Kobe Bryant has gotta be so pissed off in hell right now
photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...
same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......
he is salted sweet cream butter......
pretty pathetic!
to r/micropenisβJust Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
hope you never end up homeless in california, idiot
This is a Steely Dan song
Geno Smithβs offseason has been so bad heβs gotten into a fight with the Wendyβs social media manager and is now RTing linkin park - numb
maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living
βin the new york fire department, thereβs a special unit that fights fires in chicagoβ
#residentevil 9
Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.
Sketch of two ravens on a tree, made with ink and marker on paper.
The Omen
Ink and markers on paper
5x7
#art #birds #nature #sciart
When You were partying
I drank from the HOSE
When you were having premarital sex
I drank from the HOSE
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I drank from the HOSE
And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.
You work for a shit rag that's actively eroding the public's trust in institutions
If bluesky is an echo chamber then why am I forced to mute so many of you annoying dumbasses?
I can think just fine, you pedantic loser.
a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o
i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api
I personally was just laughing at you, but okay
People don't like telling you this, but this website is a million times more usable if you mute every name that people use to refer to both the owner of X and that fed from Minnesota who honks his car horn. I promise you, nobody will ever make a post with those dudes' names in it worth reading.
You want a job in programming? Apparently a website exists that'll make a website that doesn't work when you give it a word problem.
