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Anna Maltese

@annamaltese

Archer, martial artist, former Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.

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Oyster Kracker

06.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t decide between calling him the Oyster KKKracker or the Graham KKKracker, so I settled on both.

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Come see me drag the Oyster KKKracker in @jamiesbowen.bsky.social’s newest KKKrackerDrag

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 3324 πŸ” 1431 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 461

β€œβ€¦let’s focus on places where attention matters”…? Ok, like Nazi shit, then.

06.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Trumpy, you can do fascist things!"

06.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🎡RUBIO...HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL...🎡

06.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What's a Stalingrad?"

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, that sort of variations-on-a-theme creativity isn’t something that QAnoners are blessed with an overabundance of.

05.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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* takes long drag on cigarette, stares into middle distance *

05.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

According to QAnon, The Simpsons predicts/writes the future and I'm part of the Illuminati. So all I can say is:

goddamnit, we're trying

05.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My cubicle mate, Jennifer Stillwell, did the first pass and I did the post-animatic revised scene. I sometimes think about asking Mike Marcantel, the director on that episode, what he thinks about that scene now.

But I never work up the nerve.

05.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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* takes long drag on cigarette, stares into middle distance *

05.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are different forms of therapy. πŸ”₯🏹

04.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, that tracks. The system's rigged to keep powerful men in positions of power, no matter what field.

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not a paleontologist, I'm just someone who likes reading about dinosaurs, and even I've heard of this guy. I mean, I'd rather know the truth, but man.
www.ocregister.com/2026/03/02/p...

04.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hogan's Heroes and Post War America An 8-episode documentary video pod about the making of the show, the actors' lives, American history, and learning to laugh at Nazis

And you can help us complete the next 6 episodes!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lee...

04.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hogan's Heroes and Postwar America PLEASE visit our Kickstarter page to help us fund the completion of this series: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/leemaltese/hogans-heroes-and-post-war-america A programmer from the RAND corporat...

In case you're not noticing the sub-text, this is an anti-fascism podcast! And it's a historical podcast! And it's a pod about humor and trauma!
It's also about a well-loved TV show.
www.youtube.com/@HogansHeroe...

04.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the final editing stages for Ep. 2 of Hogan's Heroes and Postwar America. In it we follow John Banner's and Leon Askin's journeys as Jewish refugees to the US (and the US Army). And we interview Holocaust historian Christopher Browning (Ordinary Men) about U.S. refugee policy. Catch up with ep.1!

04.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry/you're welcome πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, you are a fan? Name three of their victims.

02.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes! Take care of yourself first!

03.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds good! And yes, my left arm is my bow arm!

03.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like either the brown one or the black one!

03.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Hector's body wasn't gonna drag itself past the gates of Troy.

03.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just an archer and animator, so take my opinion with a grain of salt, but it seems to me that Kegsbreath's misnaming of American soldiers as "warriors" is a big and very intentional misreading of the purpose of a state military like ours.

03.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbefuckinglievable.

03.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The U.S. Embassy is not in a positionβ€―at this timeβ€―to evacuate or directly assist Americans inβ€―departingβ€―Israel.

The following is provided for your information as you make your own security plans.

The Israeli Ministry of Tourism has begun operating shuttles to the Taba Border Crossing as of March 2. To be added to the passenger list for a shuttle, you must register via the Ministry’s evacuation form .  The U.S. Embassy cannot make any recommendation (for or against) the Ministry of Tourism’s shuttle. If you choose to avail yourself of this option to depart, the U.S. government cannot guarantee your safety. The information is provided as a courtesy to those wishing to leave Israel.

Passengers who wish to cross to Jordan may take the shuttle to Eilat and continue independently (by taxi) to the Yitzhak Rabin Border Crossing.

The U.S. Embassy is not in a positionβ€―at this timeβ€―to evacuate or directly assist Americans inβ€―departingβ€―Israel. The following is provided for your information as you make your own security plans. The Israeli Ministry of Tourism has begun operating shuttles to the Taba Border Crossing as of March 2. To be added to the passenger list for a shuttle, you must register via the Ministry’s evacuation form . The U.S. Embassy cannot make any recommendation (for or against) the Ministry of Tourism’s shuttle. If you choose to avail yourself of this option to depart, the U.S. government cannot guarantee your safety. The information is provided as a courtesy to those wishing to leave Israel. Passengers who wish to cross to Jordan may take the shuttle to Eilat and continue independently (by taxi) to the Yitzhak Rabin Border Crossing.

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 17