What if the world really ended in 2012 and we are all in hell right now?
06.03.2026 21:43
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Slay the Spire II has released. I am so glad the weather is garbage so I will not feel badly for not going outside.
05.03.2026 20:01
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Not in my experience.
05.03.2026 14:27
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The fact that I need autocorrect to spell "optimist" says a lot about me.
05.03.2026 14:19
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"A watched pot boils just as fast as an unwatched pot. Your perception of time is not an objective measurement." - Neil deGrasse Tyson, probably.
04.03.2026 18:41
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I'm a lot like Spider-Man except instead of a spider-sense that warns me of danger I'm really sad most of the time.
04.03.2026 14:54
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They never show what Thomas the Tank Engine looks like on the inside. I bet it's wet in there.
04.03.2026 14:48
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I am violently American in that I am overweight and use the English System of measurements.
I am not Americanly violent in that I don't shoot people or support genocide.
04.03.2026 13:10
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a cartoon character playing a banjo with his mouth open
Alt: a cartoon character playing a banjo with his mouth open
You dawg, I heard you like Henson Muppet gifs so I replied with a Henson Muppet Henson Muppet Gifs from Jim Henson's Muppet Show.
04.03.2026 13:05
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The Last Ronin is an amazing TMNT comic series.
04.03.2026 02:33
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Well Mikey is the last Ronin. But I'm not sure if that still means he wins.
04.03.2026 02:28
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I said take this fucking seriously! You have to include possible power ups. COME ON, BETTY!
04.03.2026 01:29
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Another BANGER that could be called, "tOo PrEaChY" but Republicans.
04.03.2026 01:23
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Hey, kind of... No wait, all the way. Fuck you.
04.03.2026 01:19
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A quality joke from a defective bloke
03.03.2026 12:40
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No, you right. 1st impressions are what they are.
03.03.2026 01:32
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I could be 2 things. Well, 3, I do have anxiety.
03.03.2026 00:25
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But both socks and then both shoes.
03.03.2026 00:04
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But what if they bring a fire flower and jump and shoot one of them?
02.03.2026 21:56
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But the movie had a portal wherein a super star could be taken through to NYC.
02.03.2026 21:54
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Who would win in a fight to the death: Nintendo's Mario and Luigi vs. The ninja turtles Leonardo and Michelangelo.
Take this seriously out scroll the fuck on.
02.03.2026 21:50
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FINE
02.03.2026 21:14
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I am living the dream. I can't run fast, I am numb, and nothing makes sense.
02.03.2026 20:27
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Every tv show and movie is a sequel to Jim Henson's "Dinosaurs" unless you're a creationist.
02.03.2026 19:26
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I was raised Catholic so you can say whatever shit you want to about her.
02.03.2026 15:52
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Wait. Was Harambe in the files?
02.03.2026 15:08
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Another name for Egyptologists is "Sphinxters."
02.03.2026 13:52
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Did you ever take a gummy to fall asleep and accidentally start reading random 3pst31n files? I do not recommend.
02.03.2026 03:10
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Also, don't look up who invented the block chain or came up with the idea of microtransactions.
01.03.2026 19:46
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