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no reaction from him bc he was sitting a bit away from me and my makeup is quite light. his wife was sat almost across from me though and i got a hell of a stare from her when i first sat down, so i think i can call that a success of some kind

christmas dinner that got postponed to today, today. hoping to annoy the coworker who i suspect is quietly transphobic with the way i am

photo of a pitbull with a bib around its neck, with a speech bubble laid over which says "waiter! waiter! more [laser warning symbol] please!!"

guess i should move this bit here

laser today

terraria update review:

just got "madam"d at airport security

today was a good day because i got to see the weird grinch lorry again

have you been tested for swedish blood in your veins

clairevoire drew dog food

finished the undertale 10th anniversary streams today and i have picked up some vocal stims that i don't think will go away for a while

maga aunt home from america who i am not out to: "you look like you've put on a bit of weight around your face, it's a bit rounder"

me, not sure if that would be because of laser hair removal or because of hrt or both: "ya i been eatin a lotta eggs"

photo of the eiffle tower, except it is purpel

ditto

Here's What It Would Look Like If It Were Purple Instead

although i have just this second read the "eat. drink. worry a bit." on the mug and i do now have to wonder what their angle is with this

my encounter with puccinos was brief, but tbh i didn't think any of their stuff was particularly more egregious than the average "quirky" brand. in fact i was rather fond of the stupid little biscuit

my hand holding a packet for a coffee biscuit that reads "stupid little biscuit"

the kind of shit i call my cats who i love very much

some people. they want all of the add my discord and none of the drawing sonic but hyperrealistic blood eyes

bluesky direct message history with "No Context Creepypasta Quotes", beginning with the messages: NCCQ: "Hello i hope you have time to talk" me: "was this account sold or something" NCCQ: "no Just wanted to give you a heads-up someone's pretending to be you here on Bluesky, and it's causing some confusion. I've got proof to show you so you know what's really going on." me: "ok, so how are they pretending to be me exactly" NCCQ: "I can't send you the impersonator's username or link here because when I search for them, your Bluesky account shows up first.If you don't mind, please add me on Discord: [username] and I'll share everything with you there. It's easier to explain that way! Thanks a lot! 🙌"

me: "i'd think you'd know the account username already or at least have screenshots to send here if you had enough confidence that such a thing was happening to approach me about it" NCCQ: "its the same profile to yours and username and when i tried to search it your account shows up and thats the reason why i mistakenly reported your account thats why i want to send you screen shot what the bluesky response to my report can you add my discord?" me: "ok fine, sent you a request on discord" NCCW: "you havent sent" me: "oh i think i made a typo, tried again there now"

NCCQ: "[username]" NCCQ: "copy it and send" me: "maybe that one worked?" NCCQ: "try again" me: "ok i think there's a problem with my router, going to check that out" the conversation ends, with the notification at the bottom of the screen "This user has blocked you", and the options "Leave chat" and "Report"

aw man. now i'll never know who's impersonating me

Why the fuck did he do that

wait i'm genius. realised i can post a screenshot of it but remove identifying names and unless i did something to piss off rainbolt i'll be fine. i didn't write the size 1 text, someone else added that earlier

the struggle between the desire to show off what i've made on wplace and the knowledge that doxxing myself probably wouldn't be a very good idea actually

My grandmother once said... "When playing, your room must be well lit, if possible sit away from the television. Also, for your safety, it's important you take 15-minute breaks every hour".
You guys will keep safe too, right?

changed the hair + added some details

glad bluesky moderation works tirelessly to filter out the sick fucks that would take over this site

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

you kinda look like jeshter_ without his sunglasses

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Picture of a massive pile of computer terminals from the game ULTRAKILL. Many of them are playing music. Sitting atop them are many of the enemy machines from the game. From bottom to top; Agony and Tundra leaning on each other. A dead Excavator machine laying in the pile. A Sentry stands atop its body, in a ready searching position. Behind the Sentry on a terminal screen is a vhs quality tape of Mirage, happily giving a peace sign. She is wearing a white dress. A Streetcleaner is politely sitting on their knees cleaning their flamethrower. A Drone curiously watches a little Johninator walking in front of it. A Mindflayer lounges on top of a terminal. THE Swordsmachine relaxes with their sword atop another terminal. A Gutterman sits with back to us, lightly holding their shoulder. A Guttertank opposite to it holds their launcher gun at ready. A lone terminal stands at the top. V2 is sitting against the bottom, arms and legs crossed. V1 sits on top, facing away but head turned back at us. They are holding a human skull. A giant Earthmover looms behind the entire terminal mountain far in the distance. At the bottom of the pile, one of the terminal screens is reflecting the light. in that reflection is a two-pupiled eye.

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