Mákos Tészta Kft.

Today on ADHD supercut: telephone conversation with a baggage handler, Sacher torta, and the svg <marker> tag

interfaith dialogue is when I (Jewish) call her (Presbyterian) a good girl

reposting this post is hot girl shit

on this fine Monday of rotting and skipping lectures, I am reminded of my twin purposes: embarrassing my wife in public and getting fractionated by my wife in public

her pussy so tight I put microfilms in it and call it her safe deposit box

see i had a hypno-themed hornypost earlier but i stayed too horny and distractable so i forgot to even post it

t4t e4e couple that's a civil engineer and a violent engineer (aerospace)

Revenge of the Sith anniversary screening saw me post very normal

don't listen to the haters, please stick your dick in crazy

mods are asleep post hole

Yall ever just be layin there with someone asleep in your arms like damn i never wanna let any harm befall you for as long as you live? Cause damn

nonbinary the platypus???

Napkin math suggests two years of medium-distance t4t dykery have put 14800mi on our respective EVs of varying intercity capability. Just in case @whatsrowenon.bsky.social hasn't worked out that I might love her at any cost

wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why

trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat

Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!

how I like to cook eggs:
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one

how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom

You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref

our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy

what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+

It's because it's Line :3 and it's whichever transit line has the most dolls along its walkshed

awawa!

our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy

what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+

Thanks to Zoom, started learning Yiddish at age 71. Now reading IB Singer and Chaim Grade in Yiddish. Shout out to YIVO, Workers Circle, and the Yiddish Book Center — without these east coast Jewish institutions, learning my mameloshen (mother tongue) would not have been possible. A sheynem dank!

Screenshot of the corner of an android notification tray. The time is 11:01 local and the date is Wednesday, October 1st. The Wi-Fi SSID is mostly censored, and the Airplane Mode button is peeking at the bottom of the frame due to minimum crop.

You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref

i am literally one of two people i have ever seen bring this up on main for normies to see

it’s ridiculous

How to spend Thursday night: Andor rewatch, liberating long-overdue dishes from your sink, and dissociation whilst rebuilding one or more identities to fit 0.43% better

will a physicist hatefuck me or shoot me on sight if I ask them if they wanna solve the three-body problem analytically with me and my wife
and will they hate me more if I add "bring your slide rule"