Elliott Christ

This is like if a remote controlled gun started roving around and shooting people at random, and then held up a little “SORRY” sign each time it did.

Is it me or does that stage look like Statler and Waldorf’s box seat?

And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT go gently into that good night,

And Charlie, who DID NOT surf,

NEW * Gloria - Them Van Morrison {Stereo} 1966 YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine

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And if you haven’t, watch The Sparks Brothers and dig a little deeper.

It’s such a good fucking album.

All he knows is hate. Spite. Pettiness. He’s a small, pathetic man.

I mean, I’ve libbed out a few times in my life, but I’ve never, like, proclaimed Ruth Bader Ginsburg “ultra fuckable” or anything like that.

This struck me too. As Anne Applebaum doesn’t mention, she wrote a classic history of the Gulag.

The Case For Treating John Wayne Gacy Like A Normal Clown

In their eyes, they *were* protecting the victims because, in their eyes, those powerful men in ties *are* the victims.

Jesus. Christ.

Less “turn the page,” more “throw the book.”

The pictures were all taken on old-timey film cameras and someone turned on the light in the darkroom. Oh well.

A modern one o’ these:

You know I’m starting to think this Kissinger character may not have been the most savory guy.

May whoever came up with, and promoted, the term “sex rejecting” be forever rejected from having sex.

The crazy thing is, his next film was called INTOLERANCE. If you didn’t know the context, you’d assume he suddenly learned his lesson and corrected himself on racism. But in fact it’s about how HE was the victim of “intolerance” by people criticizing his shit. Literally an “intolerant left” meme.

And NOW Jake Tapper’s concerned about Trump’s age and health.

If I had a dollar for every video editing/motion graphics job post that was for training AI to do my job, I wouldn’t need to work for the rest of my life.

A couple of screenshots from the movie Brazil, featuring the word “TUTTLE” typed out, followed by “BUTTLE” typed out with the squished remains of a bug next to the B.

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...

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Sounds so much like post-9/11 hyperbolic macho patriot talk like “Patriot Act” and “Operation Iraqi Freedom” and “Freedom America Patriot Hero Thing” and so on.

Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

The Onion, 23 years ago.

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He’s going to be @nicklutsko.bsky.social’s dad.

OUT: turn the page
IN: throw the book

Nothing unlocks the magic of your imagination like making a computer do the thinking for you.

As a rule of thumb: when you die, you should be given the same amount of respect and decency as you gave to Rob and Michelle Reiner.

Trump Derangement Syndrome comes from the fact that Trump is deranged.