Leo

This is my favourite flavour of sky. That in-between blue. Blue hour. Though my brain has decided to preserve my childhood home in permanent golden hour 🤔

Leo standing in front of a store window smiling. The window has some signs for the cat cafe and the Thai restaurant, as well as several drawings and pictures, each in the palettes of different pride flags (which are each stuck next to their respective picture)

My work (Neko Ngeru Cat Cafe) are entering into a rainbow window display contest for Pride month and I got to do the art for it!

The competition starts today and I don't know if it's good but it's done! I hope people like it.

If they can only consider having empathy if your situation is attached to them “what if it happened to my sister, my mother, my daughter” their hearts are weak, their thoughts are feeble and only shadowed attempts at the formation of real convictions.

Do you ever watch ASMR videos? I love the ones where you're being ignored by a goth girl who's stroking your hair or face and drawing on you. There's also the choose your own woods story where you may or may not be claimed by the land.

This reminds me of a blind comedian who once said "a woman prayed for me (as weird people do with disabled folks) in a supermarket. She made me close my eyes and it didn't even work. When I opened my eyes, I was still in a supermarket."

Checking on you, but silently, leaning on your doorframe and turning off the light you left on. Adjusting the blanket and sweeping hair off your face. Shutting the door quietly

*sitting gently at the edge of your bed, hand ghosting over your shoulder and settling a cup of tea solidly on the wooden table at your bedside*

20 - La reina Memento Mori biker worshipping skull Madonna

Principles of Chaos Magick 1. Avoidance of Dogmatism 2. Personal experience 3. Technical excellence 4. Deconditioning 5. Diverse approaches 6. Gnosis

Principles of Chaos #Magick

1. Avoidance of Dogmatism

2. Personal experience

3. Technical excellence

4. Deconditioning

5. Diverse approaches

6. Gnosis

I am prone to performing chaos magick very often. But there is no lie detected in this meme.

Older people who complain about "the younger generation" really don't like it when you say "blame the generation who raised them" huh

So.... Murderbot the show.
The ending of season one.

....... Is Gurathin Murderbot's father? 😅

I read over 100 books last year (unsure of exact number as storygraph won't let you import via ISBN anymore).

Performed 48 shows
AND I'm up for an award at the Wellington Comedy Awards next week (where I'm performing) for Best New Comedian 🥰

@jamberee13.bsky.social omg omg omg I'm popping back into 🦋 to check if you've heard of PlantWave?
I just saw them on insta and they put a little thing on plants and you can hear all the different sounds plants make! Do you know it? They did moss and I thought of you.

I love you so much that I send you omens, I send signs in the woods, I send mystics with terrible visions for you to avoid, I send storms to keep you safe indoors. I want to see you ancient

..... That's an impressive blunder 😅 did it taste at all like toasted marshmallow/was it salvageable at all?

I'm doing my first ever paid comedy show tomorrow 🥳

At tonight's show, I did all new material in the hopes that I'd be able to find something to replace No Milk since Ryan's parents are coming (bless them). But unfortunately, they are just going to have to find out I was once a stripper 😅

Fcken OW?
I caught my fingernail on my piercing and made it bleed 🥲

Now if you're thinking Leo, I've never seen any piercings on you, well let me JUST SAY- 😂😂😭

I used to get gut-wrenching crushes on men, but then they'd take off their long, black coat and I couldn't tell him apart from anyone else.

Turns out what I really wanted was a new coat. Fixed me right up!

Good luck! They're expensive this time of year (for what they are. It's mostly air 😅).

The crunchy bits should be like soft polystyrene (complimentary) and the marshmallow should be soft and airy. Something like marshmallow slice if you have that (awful. But good as pavlova).

Hi! Kiwi here. Have you tasted meringue?
It's kind of like that, crossed with a marshmallow?

Excellent with fresh summer fruit like strawberries and kiwifruit 🥰 a Christmas classic.

The true horror of creepypasta is how American it is.

"Everything in me was screaming to leave, but $15 an hour is $15 an hour. I wasn't going to make that kind of money anywhere else."

You're gonna get eaten from the inside out AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID LEAVE?!

I love that episode of desperate housewives where the secretly pregnant daughter goes as her fake pregnant mother for Halloween since they're both large bellied and the daughter is sick of being trapped in the attic so nobody knows she sinned.

We left a bowl of our collected candy in the front yard for the trick or treaters (none of us felt like interacting directly, or some of us were sick) and all the candy was taken. Somebody left us an apple 🍎

my playlist is all over the place
because my thoughts are all over the place

Morticia vibes 🖤

It's only breaking if it's from the breaking province of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling entering.

Also please stop screaming.

I refer to my deadname as my maiden name.

Yesterday, I described my aesthetic as dark academia meets byronian fuckboy and.... Honestly that's maybe the most accurate thing I've ever said.

Has anyone seen the 2013 film Coherence?

Every single one of these people is the kind of person who gets hung up on, hears the disconnection sound, and goes "Hello?"

Insufferable. Every. Single. One.

I read all the "not now kitten-" memes in Musk's voice.