Shh!

i want a husband :(

screaming at the sky is def one of my past times.

if threads is yelling into the void, this is screaming at the sky, right?

is anybody out there?

started my morning text to bestie with "opened the window to let the cat in..." & I know that's gonna make for a good read when she gets off work 🫡

this app reads like OG Tumblr and Twitter had a love child idk if I fuck with it yet tbh

imagine following me when I haven't figured out the nuance of this app yet 😅

law abiding citizen 🤫

I'm the puppeteer controlling your strings

finding typos in published books is my fav

I'm delusional for funsies, I'll ghost you like Casper if you start acting like a scrub

can't hustle the hustler

WIPlash is when you bounce rapidly from one project to the other because your ADHD won't let you work on one damn thing

him calling some petty shit I did retaliation still has me laughing

I was just fw you, boopsie

retaliation would be driving your car into the bay 🥰

y'all can see my likes on here!? this gonna get dangerous 😈

spelled piss* wrong, my bad y'all.

I guess it's not real til I post on it huh