lemon

is garlic brad better?

i have random prices in my head for how much everything should be and literally everything is more expensive than i made up that it should cost? that feels bad

hey btw the world is like totally ending?? i heard that somewhere! hope u are having a good one - lemon 💛

drag king name: Garlic Fred

what are some other famous lavender marriages?

is agree a word? did i make it up? am i hallucinating?

i actually don’t agree to disagree i disagree to disagree because i think you should just agree with me

hey u guys if u give me $100 i will be like oh my god thank you so much!

non-binary twinks are called stinks

and i also kinda like that they didn’t just basically do another “touch” it’s cool to see the experimentation and to see something different and feels very specific to them so im excited for the album!! its going to be gnarlyyyyy 😂

i don’t hate it as much as everyone else seems to 😂 they all look amazing and the video is fun and i like the vibe of the song but they need to hire me as a writer

in a lovely liberal red 😍

should i get my conservative neighbor “you lost lol” flowers?

okay yes that part!! no austin without ally

literallllllyyyyy and to be honest it also just makes it so that little gay boys can be “just like harry styles” or shawn mendes instead of being outed before they can even figure themselves out imo

i for one think we should make ALL male celebrities act a little bit gay it is soooo much more fun

like oh it bothers you that straight celebrities flirt with their male friends and show actual healthy masculinity?? you’re mad that hot straight guys post their ass?? please be for real

one thing that i think is so fucking stupid is when we get mad at straight celebrities (or just celebrities who are not out) for “gay baiting” AS IF you had a fucking chance with any of them anyway!! like even IF _____ was gay, you do not have a chance! so just let them be a lil fruity/slutty for us

“i need a hero” emote 😂

rupauls glider is a rolling pink carpet and she runway walks on it

the shell is giving corset bodysuit TO ME

okay dream fortnite characters: jessica rabbit - shrek/fiona (built in transformation emote) - the whole family from encanto - the kool aid man (as your health goes down the glass breaks) - rupaul - ashley spinelli from recess - regina george

i love that for you, i do not like shaking trees that much but i could get behind the body positivity

how many of the teenage mutant ninja turtles are queer??

if you could live inside a video game which would you pick and why?

have to stop letting bitches on the internet annoy me but oh my god you bitches are so ANNOYING

wow i just did something so stupid but then caught and fixed it thankfully before anyone else did but WOW please learn to read

ugh i love bisexual guys i wish they were real :(

bitch i just signed for a new apartment and it is soooooooooooo hype

is ur pussy 7+1? because it’s about to be 8