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@guycalledvairos

18+ only. Thirsty on main. Insatiable Gloria simp. 31 years old. Master of procrastination. Writer of all things dumb. NSFW.

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"Have my challengers turned up yet? All I see are a couple of seats to rest on while I wait!"
Beautiful art and a thousand thanks <3

11.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're allowed to gamble on an atomic weapon detonating but god forbid a queer artist makes something THEY find distasteful.

Hell world.

We are in hell.

11.03.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"you're gonna have to pay for those if they break, miss"

28.02.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2929 ๐Ÿ” 743 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Queen Elinor felt like something was amiss in her little fairy tale cottage, until Ardan helped her to find exactly what it was that she was in need of: A chair that felt just right!
๐ŸŽจ: @doctorsoul.bsky.social

27.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jiggly hoppin dick dick dick for @kazecat.bsky.social

01.03.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1037 ๐Ÿ” 213 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gang, I actually think I miss having the Daleks on screen.

01.03.2026 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Augh! I missed it but happy birthday all the same!!!

28.02.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Queen Elinor felt like something was amiss in her little fairy tale cottage, until Ardan helped her to find exactly what it was that she was in need of: A chair that felt just right!
๐ŸŽจ: @doctorsoul.bsky.social

27.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sitting in a pentagram and chanting Devil Trigger to manifest DMC6 into existence for this state of play

12.02.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible things happening in Poirot. One episode where the B plot is a character lost her keys. And spends the entire episode looking for them.
And then finds them at the end.

04.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sick like a dog right now, so wiling away the hours watching Poirot

03.02.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see how tbh. There is a lot of blood in this movie.
An entire ocean of it, really.

02.02.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand a lot of complaints about it being slow, especially to start but honestly I think it benefitted so well from that. The momentum crept up and by the final act it was like a roller coaster.
As a huge cosmic horror nerd, this was everything I would want from such a film

01.02.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one thing that would make Iron Lung better is if it becomes a new genre. Send different YouTubers down in the Iron Lung.
I wanna see the Fred Figglehorn movie where he navigates an ocean of blood, looking for Judy.

01.02.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly though, Iron Lung was genuinely so good. By the final hour I was so completely enraptured by everything I was seeing. This is the kind of horror movie I crave so much, and it all came together so wonderfully.

01.02.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just got back from seeing Iron Lung at the cinema and picked up some cool Iron Lung merchandise while I was there!

01.02.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Best Bodies of 2025

31.01.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2058 ๐Ÿ” 321 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"How can I stop overthinking everything? I'm constantly imagining what might go wrong in every situation and making endless contingency plans for disasters that never happen!"

Good question. Unfortunately, the answer is that we need people like you to keep society from falling apart.

30.01.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 222 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I just wanna hear someone talking about the dark magician for half an hour

29.01.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Somehow I've sunk back into that trend of watching a shitton of video essays about competitive yu-gi-oh before realising I hate competition yu-gi-oh.

29.01.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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good pokemon that i love

07.01.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2320 ๐Ÿ” 520 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Gimme an original, brand new instalment in this style. I'll be there day one.

25.01.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This might be an unpopular take but maaaaan I do not get the hate for Brilliant DIamond / Shining Pearl. It might be because this is my first foray into proper mainline Pokemon games in a decade but I am just loving it, and that includes the visuals.

25.01.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wolf rizz

14.09.2025 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 985 ๐Ÿ” 168 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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After getting caught trespassing in the Canterlot castle, Ardan might think the worst thing to happen would be meeting his end. Instead, it gets worse when the end he's introduced to is Celestia's!
Art by @parumpi.bsky.social

23.01.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like Celestia a whole bunch more

23.01.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the good squish!!!

23.01.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After getting caught trespassing in the Canterlot castle, Ardan might think the worst thing to happen would be meeting his end. Instead, it gets worse when the end he's introduced to is Celestia's!
Art by @parumpi.bsky.social

23.01.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's likely misplaced but I also put a lot of blame on Cinemasins and that whole cynical style of watching media with an idea that anything not 5000% logical is a plot hole.

23.01.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0