It’s lightly raining today and the whole city of Saint Paul smells like damp weed.
06.03.2026 16:30
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It’s lightly raining today and the whole city of Saint Paul smells like damp weed.
9 year old today:
I’m looking like a chocolate. I’m looking like a piece of chocolate.
Me:
🤔
9:
Because I’m wearing dark colors!
Me:
Who told you that?
9:
I did. I came up with it.
Me:
There’s no way.
9:
Ok fine. M***** did. M***** told me that.
🤣😂🤣
My kids are WILD today. Is it spring yet?
Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.
haven't met all my trans family yet
There’s a black wig in the road at the intersection of Western and University in Saint Paul and it took me a very silly amount of time to be sure it was not, in fact, a bird.
Some kid in the bathroom just now: “Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside!”
🤣
Fun accomplishment today - got an email set up for our Queer Affinity group though my union. #QueerAF
maybe it’ll happen in the middle of his speech
I ~could~ watch the SOTU later but I decided I’d rather punch myself in the crotch repeatedly
This is my sweet wife. At least once per week.
NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going
GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly.
NORMAL GUY: ok
Mark Wahlberg promoting a prayer app? Disgusting. “Hallow” my ass. Add that S.
Rewatched the Brandi Carlile stream with the kids this afternoon. So damn good.
I’m so glad that Obama could be courtside at the NBA All-Star game. It’s a great use of his celebrity and political capital and there’s nowhere else he could’ve showed up in the last 3 months that would’ve made as big of an impact.
Image of a white, blonde Barbie doll with two detached legs off to the side.
Parenting is fun.
> butterfly in the sky
heck yeah, nature is beautiful!
> i can fly twice as high
oh damn we're doing a diss track
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around
I mean probably not him because no posts but he’s on YouTube.
I did some workouts tonight with the kids from @thefitnessmarshall.bsky.social and we loved it!
What a crap weasel.
I've always thought John O'Sullivan's self aggrandizing content was silly but didn't realize until today that he also refers to himself as "Mr Minneapolis," a title he claims to have held for 5 years. Silly has become completely ridiculous. I suggest we all start calling ourselves Mr Minneapolis.
HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
The fact that the Valentine’s Day movie did not let Eric Dane‘s character and Bradley Cooper’s character kiss, even though every other character in that damn movie kissed, is a tragedy it’s homophobic it’s disgusting and I want to see that footage. If it exists. Let me see those two men kiss!
In honor of our *NEW* new state motto…
In honor of his appearance at the Grammys, I just want to reiterate that a remake of The Birdcage with Pedro Pascal, Wentworth Miller, and Bad Bunny is something I need in my life.
Pedro Pascal
cardi b
Jessica Alba
Pedro Pascal, Cardi B and Jessica Alba at the Bad Bunny Concert
Made me think of this:
