Who is harnessing Santa's bone broth?! π©
Who is harnessing Santa's bone broth?! π©
Time for me to log off lol
If youβre fighting for a better world, but not feeling your best possible world, no matter lifeβs circumstances, then what are you fighting for?
And to live a joyful life, despite the horror that abounds, inside and out, is one of the hardest things for us to do. Also the most revolutionary.
Disrespectfully, no fucking thank you lol
Michael B. Jordan is officially a first-time Golden Globes nominee for βSinners.β
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2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
You first, guy
Cat on a mic says: WOULD
As a happily married woman:
It's horrific that Netanyahu is just saying this out loud and world powers are letting them go through with it. This is a plainly stated intention to wipe out Gazans. A moral fucking atrocity. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/w...
They're maniacally obsessed with policing women's bodies. www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2...
This show needs to have at least 5 more seasons because I can't get enough of him in this character (or him in general)
I know what this is⦠this woman (mayor of DC) is leaving her body!
I would be leakinggggg lmao
Holy shit, the pope died? After meeting Jd vance!!
I am all in my head with the idea of a random aide being asked to make margaritas, pushing the bartender out of the way, and then realizing they have no idea what a margarita looks like, except for the salt and there should be a fruit.
Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
Helluva sign!
Literally no one is stopping you from working in the fields
Shauna is fucking crazy in all the timelines π Girl's gots to goooo #yellowjackets
OMGGGG SHAUNA IS THE WORSTTTTTT #yellowjackets
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
I'm always glad we don't have children, but I'm especially grateful we don't have children after watching that, whewww
Spongebob going through it
Just finished watching Adolescence
hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line
eat shit nerd