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@captlaserpants

Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.

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I got a new battery for mine, probably the same age, it still works great

07.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pancakes/waffles ass post

07.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Superhero idea:
Greenland Shark Man: has the power to move very slowly and outlive his enemies by 300 years.

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*noodling with story ideas for years*
Ah, chapter 1 complete.
*checks page count*
Six??

07.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay.

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you on a lot of this. The information landscape is entirely different from the '50s, so we have to change how we educate people.

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think everyone has the same access to health information? the rate of good health literacy is like 12% in the US. i'm not talking about fervent trump antivax, i'm talking about people who don't have the resources they need.

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not about coddling antivax people. It's about educating people who don't have good information. With some effort and compassion and addressing their fears, you can probably get a parent to vaccinate

06.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

reviving the series is pointless anyway since the best character needlessly died in the movie

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

coffee shop is out of the drip????

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fish fries for people who don’t go to bed at 8

06.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For sale: baby shoes, not dope

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What fresh hell are we enduring today, folks?

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could still impeach plenty others

06.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For sale: baby shoes, not dope

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What fresh hell are we enduring today, folks?

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The combo MAGA-feet guy is probably the grossest, dumbest, and most financially irresponsible guy out there

05.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if we just told people gas prices were lower

05.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The combo MAGA-feet guy is probably the grossest, dumbest, and most financially irresponsible guy out there

05.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shorts in winter makes for a double gimmick

04.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly I think there’s a need for a classical elements based management framework in today’s workforce.
*immediately gets beaten by coworkers*

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn’t multipants have *multiple* *pant* legs? I’m thinking at least four.

04.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if video game streamers were funny

04.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been stockpiling manchego for this exact scenario

03.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Justice for Soul Sister when???

03.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah buddy

03.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You absolute fools, making coffee with soulless mechanisms, when you could be like me and make coffee by hand

03.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you get paid to run interference for sex criminals like at the Atlantic or something? Or do you just do it in your spare time?

03.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Combine with hearty Man Milk for a complete breakfast.

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Eedy Karn says " I'm trapped and under attack in the Ryloth system,while back on Coruscant my son is furious, thetooka cat is sick, and worst of all, the last of the Ryllwas left to spoil in the cooling supply unit,"

Eedy Karn says " I'm trapped and under attack in the Ryloth system,while back on Coruscant my son is furious, thetooka cat is sick, and worst of all, the last of the Ryllwas left to spoil in the cooling supply unit,"

03.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0