Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra

I AM VERY INTELLIGENT

‘I spend my evenings on Bluesky searching for people who mention ‘reply guys’, and then sticking my fucking oar in where it’s not wanted or needed’

Curious Robin @curiousrobin.bsky.social Lord provided you with the option to turn replies off Don't pretend you don't love it 10:53 PM • Mar 7, 2026

O HAI PERSON WHO DOESN’T FOLLOW ME

The ever brilliant Mark McMillan (of APFS) has launched a website that should be catnip to TV presentation fans. 182 reconstructed TV clocks!!!
www.mcmweb.co.uk

a man in a red shirt talks to another man ALT: a man in a red shirt talks to another man

Lord save me from reply guys.

ONE NIGHT ONLY! AN AUDIENCE WITH SAM J JONES LIVE ON STAGE THE ASHFORD CINEMA THURSDAY 9th APRIL 2026 at 7PM ASHFORD CINEMA, ELWICK RD, ASHFORD TN23 1AE

I’d say that I’m comfort eating, but no-one needs to be *that* comfortable.

They’re making a Community movie?

What a coincidence: neither am I!

Charlie Brown flipping into the air as Lucy removes the ball he was attempting to kick. Oh, good grief.

Just read an article about the 'Community' movie.

GoldenDyer

She's got Bette Davis Eyes

She's also got Greta Garbo's lymphatic system and Jayne Mansfield's left big toe

As museums go, it's pretty disturbing to be honest

Optimus Prime "dies" after loosing a video game battle against Megatron.

Megatron cowers over a psychologically induced image of a post-death Optimus Prime.

Ultra Magnus experiences some truly intrusive thoughts about Galvatron.

Spending the evening digging into more of the delightful hyperactive soap opera hypeviolence of the Marvel Transformers comics.

The Mail on Sunday, apologies, reporting that Blair is in favour of Trump's insane war.

TONTY BLAIR IS NOT BEHIND THIS

I see they gave Little Miss Marple a crown, rather than a pearl necklace.

Frankie Howerd as Lurcio, pointing at the camera.

Frankie Howerd as Lurcio, sticking up two fingers.

Mind you, that at least gives context to the backdrop used for these photos:

ATV Network @ATVNetworkLTD Born on this date in 1917 the late great Francis Alick Howard, better known by his stage-name Frankie Howerd. Seen here giving viewers a 'Lurcio' performance from 'Up Pompeii' on ATV Birmingham produced game show The Golden Shot. 12:16 PM • Mar 6, 2026

Frankie Howerd did a turn as Lurcio on The Golden Shot? Blimey.

MR. POIROT MISCHIEF ON THE NILE Roger Hargreaves & Agatha Christie

LITTLE MISS MARPLE MUDDLE AT THE VICARAGE Roger Hargreaves & Agatha Christie

Blimey, how did this pass me by?

50 YEARS AGO TODAY: Victoria Wood's latest song for That's Life is on a personal communicative matter.

8 year olds already putting in defamation complaints to IPSO

SIGNED A Masterpiece in Disarray: David Lynch’s Dune. An Oral History by Max Evry (Hardcover, NEW/IRREGULAR) Following his underground hit Eraserhead and critically acclaimed The Elephant Man , visionary filmmaker David Lynch set his sights on bringing Frank Herbert’s beloved sci-fi novel Dune to the screen....

We still have a few first printing, first edition copies of this incredible, handcrafted book about the production of the 1984 David Lynch Dune, signed by author @maxevry.bsky.social. Red foil edges, tassel bookmark.
mzs.press/SIGNED-A-Mas...

I hope the duck and fox don’t breed. Whatever would we call their offspring?