Don’t scare me like that without a “DRILL” disclaimer
And my attempt at remembering was Paul’s pastry parlor tyvm
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Don’t scare me like that without a “DRILL” disclaimer
And my attempt at remembering was Paul’s pastry parlor tyvm
watching this shit unfold in real time, from the Clayton haters who gobbled it up without question to combing through daily chaotic new court documents and the grand finale in progress, was/is the ride of a lifetime lol
if anyone needs a salacious distraction in These Times, there’s now a podcast about one of my deep niche interests from the last few years podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Russet the golden retriever is wearing the desiccated face of a lambchop toy on his nose and giving serious side eye
I was born in the lambchop. Molded by it.
I’m having flashbacks to Baldwin’s criminal trial where Brady violations were revealed on live tv and the prosecutor took the stand despite being warned not to… all culminating in dismissal w prejudice of the charges
just wild
almost ten years into practice and I’m still shocked by the things some attorneys are willing to risk their licenses for
this is my jen gets arrested episode of rhoslc
Happy gotcha day!!!!
LOOOOOLLLL THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT
ain’t told a joke in my life
the year is 2006. my country is at war. I’m going to an emo show tonight.
the year is 2026. my country is at war. I’m going to an emo show tonight.
Incoming text says: any interest in a t bell, redneck margs, and pokemon date tonight?
🎶 my man, my man, my man, my baby my baybay 🎶
been waiting all day for the signal you were free to send you new juve to celebrate m.youtube.com/watch?v=pkeT...
Trinitey at altered skin is a sweet bb angel if you need a rec
BOTH TBH
and if I know you irl or onhere, so help me god if I find out you are rationing diabetes supplies or insulin instead of asking me and the rest of your community for help in these fuckass times, I will [actionable] you myself
in light of this CMS announcement, a plug for ADW Diabetes, which is where I found the most affordable diabetes supplies when I was paying fully out of pocket for my cats’ glucose monitoring, syringes etc. Code LC5 used to take 5% off at checkout; still might. www.adwdiabetes.com?gad_source=1...
Russet the golden retriever gazing adoringly with a tennis ball in his mouth
someone sensed me seething, approached me like this, sat down, and tooted
thanks, bud
no fate painful enough. no hell hot enough.
Im still down for a compound out here whenever yall are
Instagram screenshot from Goosetown Goldens with mama golden in foreground and week old puppies nearby
they are currently a week old, still potato shaped
A screenshot from goosetowngoldens on Instagram showing a red golden retriever who looks like she’s smiling next to several adorable potato-like newborn puppies
breaking glass for emergency vibe reset: golden puppies and proud mama
… what’s the upper age limit on this one 👀
I am so sorry 💔
unironically love
calling them to come hire him bc he doesn’t appear to be doing any other work
Kevin came back at 9:27—standard Montana workday starts at 8—and immediately resumed parking lot patrol
russet has had the zoomies and been biting flakes for hours!
agreed! And these teens appear perfectly capable of walking an extra block from the free street parking everywhere around the school. but I’ll be cold and dead before I enrich a tow company at a kid’s expense
I am pro public shaming, but this guy wants us to call the tow truck on these kids