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Mommy Shortlegs

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she/her Proud owner of 7 dismissed lawsuits against IHOP

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I am learning this just now from you so that is definitely a win lmaooo

I stopped in there once when it was convenient, grabbed a scone and some fresh herbs. Felt like an even more gentrified Safeway, nothing worth going back over

07.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't expect L'OCA to survive but I also didn't think it would die so fast either, damn

07.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel better sweet babbie

07.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

le flaveur

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Valid. The things climate change has taken from us, can't even enjoy an 11 pm sunset anymore

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada has its own version of that, go to any Mark Carney post and you'll just see walls of libbed out sycophants jerking off

07.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ί awh mutual

I guess right now is truly the best of both worlds, we each have what we like half of the year

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why you always gotta float your ideas out there, I never would have thought of this yet it's SO good, thank you

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ₯Ή

07.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will die on this hill

07.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I have an idea for another sticker

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw fuck really

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry pal I fuckin hate standard time

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Shitty rough draft procreate featuring a cartoon version of Jim Sinegal with text that says What Would Jim Do

Shitty rough draft procreate featuring a cartoon version of Jim Sinegal with text that says What Would Jim Do

anyways on that note I'm making slaps for the staff's water bottles featuring an artistic rendering of ❀️Jim Sinegal❀️ (the original CEO, or as everyone knows him, the $1.50 hotdog guy)

07.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

you sonofabitch you did it again

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we are so close to time change I am so stinking happy

07.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just constantly throwing diarrhea into the void

07.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A Tesla Cybertruck

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

gotta start constantly reskeeting myself again, I never reskeet myself all day long anymore

07.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, spoken as an over eager people pleasing millenial with a mountain of ridiculous bills to pay, of course.

07.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this quote post is going to get me blocked by the most annoying subset of this app isn't it

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

work is in a real renaissance right now where the boomer managers who founded this company are starting to retire and get replaced by over eager people pleasing millenials. Big fan of this shift ngl

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Still repping Oilers merch though, not gonna stop dressing fly just because this team has zero rizz

07.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 8212 πŸ” 924 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 27

I'm such a petty piece of shit I just stopped watching this year, I can't get into this team with its current roster

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I die first you have my full permission dawg

07.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went through and unblocked everyone who I blocked while I was trying to keep a certain type of content away from my page [petty] which means that if I still have you blocked it's because I think you're a stank piece of shit 😀 😀

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

american politics is two octogenarian led parties posting AI slop at each other

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

holy fuck this woman is a loser

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I also doubt that

07.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0