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@ohitsryan

Crippling anxiety but make it fashion. (he/him) Video @vox.com | NYC 📍

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He decorates like a closeted 13 year old boy who just discovered the rosebud cheat code on The Sims.

12.11.2025 05:16 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not to be overdramatic but you kinda deserve to die if you don’t even know how to rinse out a day old dirty blender before using it…

07.04.2025 04:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obsessed with the the idea that the US Government is txting war plans to each other on the same app that gay guys are using to buy ❄️ and illegally stream leaked pop girl albums on.

25.03.2025 02:28 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ever since I was a little boy I knew my face was destined to smell like lucky charms

22.03.2025 20:43 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.03.2025 03:32 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Pressing play on shadow of a man for the first time

07.03.2025 06:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This video is the equivalent of watching the 2nd tower collapse on 9/11 but for the roller coaster community.

01.03.2025 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I beg your pardon???

25.02.2025 21:34 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s kinda crazy how you watch a movie like Mean Girls and you’re like “damn high school is cruel” and then you watch this dynamic and realize it actually never goes away it just becomes way more sinister 😭

24.02.2025 04:50 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I hate that The White Lotus airs on Sunday nights because what do you mean I’m supposed to go to bed now and prepare for the week ahead after watching that, I am SO activated right now!!!

24.02.2025 03:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2025 04:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.02.2025 04:52 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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10.02.2025 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s actually low key crazy how much people speculate on female celebrities getting work done when male celebrities walk around like this with no noise…

10.02.2025 02:05 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy str8 pride btw

10.02.2025 01:23 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I genuinely wonder what him and Taylor talk to each other about in private because this man seemingly has the IQ of a goldfish…

05.02.2025 23:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Welcome to the resistsnce gravity

05.02.2025 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everybody say a prayer for the Hell’s Kitchen/West Hollywood gays and their $3 mesh polyester crop tops from SHEIN and TEMU

05.02.2025 03:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.02.2025 02:14 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Amazing things happening on Twitter…

01.02.2025 20:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kristi Noem showing up in full glam with a blowout dressed in border patrol gear… this is DRAG hunny

31.01.2025 19:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pamela Anderson I’m so sorry you were passed over for this bull shit 😭

31.01.2025 18:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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And when those tickets are going for $9 on stubhub the day before the show… I may just have to go I fear!

30.01.2025 20:32 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She looks like her mom died in the Amazon while she was researching spiders

29.01.2025 23:13 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Two autistic men stand before me…

21.01.2025 04:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Iykyk

20.01.2025 23:31 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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Horrifying

17.01.2025 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good morning

14.01.2025 16:37 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always 😊

12.01.2025 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do y’all ever hook up with the less attractive guy in the relationship just to humble the hotter one a bit?

12.01.2025 19:51 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0