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Faster than a rocket scientist, smarter than an Olympian

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me when my phone is over there

09.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a fascist, eliminationist project to eradicate trans people from public life. Full stop.

Any Dem - like Newsom - who doesn’t fully unequivocally support trans people at this moment, who doesn’t fight this tooth and fucking nail, needs to be pushed out of power asap. Reddest of lines.

26.02.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 870 πŸ” 271 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

Me, after my children pelt me with snowballs:

25.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I Caught POLITICO and the New York Times Laundering Pink Slime "News" How the sexist backlash to AOC and Gretchen Whitmer at the Munich Security Conference led me to a scammy "local news" outlet pushing a coordinated right-wing narrative

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

23.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 6569 πŸ” 1978 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 116

ice cream cake

24.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.01.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/stew...

22.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.

A citizen.

Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.

"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.

Agents took and sold his phone

And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

13.01.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 9008 πŸ” 5055 πŸ’¬ 360 πŸ“Œ 685
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18.12.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 20467 πŸ” 6467 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 141

I didn’t look at the bluesky link when you texted me it because I assumed it was more of the worm

10.12.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

man I just got the coolest idea for a heist

09.12.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦and they don't need helmets because it has a roll cage.”

- My dad showing me a stomach churning video of my 5yo and 2yo old absolutely hauling ass around his backyard in a gas powered go kart

26.11.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the 2.5yo picked a bag of peanut m&ms as his good boy road trip treat today. back on the road, he’s munching behind us when we hear, β€œthis snack is amazing.”

23.11.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Trampoline park playing Barenaked Ladies One Week because it’s the only song with the lyric, β€œβ€¦you’ll have to sign a waiver.”

15.11.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have this theory that the actual reason they caved is fear that a little r revolution might reveal that big R Revolution is an option.

10.11.2025 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.

07.11.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 2107 πŸ” 712 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 30

My takeaway here is that prison abolition has more support than the current admin.

28.10.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do people who *can’t* balance on one leg while resting a 30lb sack on the other wash their toddlers hands in any public restroom??

21.09.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me: why the hell am I getting ads for doorknobs??

me: nice doorknobs though

…

click

10.09.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree we’re in the early internet era of AIβ€”right down to the pricing scheme of tokens mirroring minutesβ€”but I still think it’s not a product so much as an infrastructure (hence wrappers). We’ll all be better off when the avg consumer thinks of LLMs (or β€œAI”) as much as they think of databases.

19.07.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard in London:
β€œSometimes I think I’m crazy.”
β€œNo! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.”

28.06.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Guy with a mustache saying oooooof

Guy with a mustache saying oooooof

01.06.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really shouldn’t do it with the condom half off!

01.06.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A blue coloring book with a red title: Don’t Play With Guns. It features a beige cartoon dog aghast that his peer, an orange cat, is holding a gun.

A blue coloring book with a red title: Don’t Play With Guns. It features a beige cartoon dog aghast that his peer, an orange cat, is holding a gun.

Airport security gave my 2yo this coloring book today. Neat way for him to learn that guns exist!

28.05.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope! Just @levarburton.bsky.social

28.05.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would simply form an alliance with the gorilla. Together we would be unstoppable.

29.04.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

buddy you’re telling me. at least we can zoom in mk world together at launch pls

24.04.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a tweet saying, time to take a big sip of coffee and log into betterment

a tweet saying, time to take a big sip of coffee and log into betterment

05.04.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Share the media.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.

15.03.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 13074 πŸ” 6374 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 358

Saw you out there today! Congrats! Hot one for headgear πŸ₯΅

02.03.2025 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0