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i stg cumbia producers will find the most fuckass preset on a Roland keyboard or Nexus and turn it into the whole melody like their life depends on it

opening up Nexus 2 like el mejor DJ de cumbia esta aqui para hacer una sonora para tu vida

agtalk is full of pissed off farmers discussing the oil price right now. what a time to be alive

what if you wanted this to be a normal field trip but god said with the frizz (no way)

if your undies drawer isn't full of cute undies don't even try to seduce me

there's a part of me that somehow yearns for that stupid 6:45 bus to school. i threw my ear buds in and let the world around me disappear until the bus was so full that I was sharing my seat.

influencers would be hawking walk in blow dryers instead of air fryers

where @coolkelvin.bewr.net says "another thousand to the pot", i say "drain their fucking bank account as of yesterday"

i'm kinda cracked at this poker shit

idk if i've said it before but i believe the world needs rowdy mondays. the weekend for the people that work weekends. we're forgotten by basically every event and organization :p

another excerpt for yall about the true destruction that went down

reading through an old story i wrote and lol

the "lost build" i started in 2020 is no longer lost

"i think i've mostly grown out of having pimples" i said to myself a few weeks ago, not understanding what sort of misfortune i had brought upon my fate

when are people gonna say enough of this. bring back on the job training, hiring self-skilled people as apprentices in various forms of engineering. let people form unions that are about promoting both the skills of the trade and bargaining rights. let labor go to those that seek it.

its a bit insulting to me that even if i had earned my degree i'd still be in the financial position i am now. what's more insulting is that my mom actually thinks anyone gives a rat's ass about a plain associates anymore.

if i had to point out my favorite modern features:
new combat (cry about it)
saturation based healing
click & drag inventory/quick equip
the grindstone

hot take from a minecraft vet:
"golden age" minecraft (beta 1.3-release 1.2) can indeed be fun in their own right but the combat is so easy that it gets boring, enchanting is straight up robbery and the resource grind will build your movie collection. modern MC gets some core things right.

Kim Jong Un gotta be looking at this shit in complete shock

the chad minecraft client truly believed that it would connect to the sigma server, but what the client didn't know was two key things. one: it needs to install the server resource pack. and two: it wasn't even whitelisted.

had two creepers fall on me while i had food and a shield equipped. i started eating the food instead of blocking. the shot of adrenaline that went through me in that moment is something that horror movies don't provide

one of my coworkers had some dragon ball super summary video on the kitchen speaker over the weekend and i gotta say the power scaling sounds as fucking crazy as people have described it.

...i might kinda want to get into dbz now

Virus.MSWord.Xute YouTube video by danooct1

i heard its macro march, is this what yall are talking about?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=960S...

most stuff that used to contain pseudoephedrine (sudafed) has been replaced by phenylephrine (sudafed "PE") because they don't want people making meth. the issue is that PE doesn't fucking do anything lol

its been stuck in my head for like 2 days now, and i think i know why.

that kinda sound is what i would want people to rise to at my funeral as i'm wheeled down the aisle.

some stems

this rap shit makes me kinda introspective. it's like I'm breaking down what makes me, then finding morals and motifs

hate it when i'm watching a youtube video by someone that's clearly an expert in their field but uses AI graphics for shit you could find stock images of in a second