"Can you explain this gap on your résumé?"
Yes. It is created by the space bar and used to denote the end of one word and the start of another.
"Ah, thanks for clearing that up"
Am I hired?
"Still no"
Is it okay to tie people to railway tracks if you don't have a twirly moustache?
The Grand Old Dike of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to someone he never met
For something he never did.
Mine buttermilk brings the naives to the courtyard,
And they're like "tis nothing but lard"
Top 10 numbers:
10. 10
9. 9
8. 8
7. 7
6. 6
5. 5
TBC
I think we, as a society, should spend more time reflecting on James Pond.
"Stupid sexy Flanders"
🎶For tonight ...is the night ...when 2 become 1.🎵
The Splice Girls.
New Kellogg's Frosties, their grrrrrrramatically incorrect!!!
“your sock has a hole in it” yeah no shit that’s how i get my foot in there linda
*sees a spade*
Ah yes, an implement used to cause the displacement of earth. As straightforward a tool as you could hope to see.
I want to know what would happen if Dorian Gray and Benjamin Button had a baby
Men's lingerie idea: Peak-A-Boo Cagoule
🎵Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be hydrated🎵 The Dry-As-Bones
I would like this very much please
Queen Elizabeth's final diary entry contained only five words
"Galaxy is on... Orion's Belt"
Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
The guy I use for odd jobs around the house is amazing; in the last month alone he’s repaired a leaky roof, fixed the broken gate, retiled the bathroom and according to my wife it was him that somehow managed to reverse my vasectomy, too!
No, 2026 is Naval Warfare Through The Ages
Hockey goalie in Blue Jackets uniform with the name "Sergei Boobtitsky" on the screen caption.
when you let your kid brother name your custom player
I'm 30 and I'm here to inspect everyone's money.
My guess at the theme:
Cereals From Around The World
And I'm off to Google gochujang
I don't think the fish would like to be reminded of boats.
I'm going to write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen
Why is gravy the only foodstuff served in a boat, and why can't I have a BBQ sauce boat?
Gasping at straws. they're just so beautiful
The Pokémon Popplio
Congrats to the new Pope. Pope Leo.
you grow up thinking life will be like a game of chess but instead it’s just hungry hungry hippos
