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Jess M.

@deepflaw

she/they | 30 | lesbian | 18+ I guess? | I don’t know what else to put here

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there is no way to top my first SSR

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Being trapped in sword art online was a terrible tragedy for everyone involved. Horrible for the people who died of course, but also the people who spent their entire time trapped in there getting headaches from Unreal Engine 5 shader stutters

05.03.2026 23:08 👍 95 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 0

very cute/charming! the dialogue has a lot more personality than I expected

it does seemingly have more Animal Crossing-y timegating than I was hoping but I dodged the first notable “come back tomorrow” by playing last night; wondering if people who start it normally today might be put off by that

05.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 👍 4513 🔁 662 💬 72 📌 36

as someone who just chugged one: full agreement

I stocked up but will be sad when I run out

even if it’s probably much better for me that this is seasonal

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Litwick, hey, wait

did you just rip that off of Paras??

05.03.2026 21:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Beatrice and Erika Umineko at the Phillies game

06.01.2026 02:54 👍 3987 🔁 1265 💬 23 📌 8
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responding to a bad faith actor in the chat asking "does this situation even exist unc"

05.03.2026 16:32 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

going by their replies, that's even the cause of this time, lol

04.03.2026 16:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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📖 THE GAME NARRATIVE KALEIDOSCOPE ❄️ is out NOW!

www.inklestudios.com/kaleidoscope

100+ essays on writing & narrative design, with articles from the writers of Baldur's Gate 3, Control, Call of Duty, Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider, Sam and Max...

ALSO the Kaleidoscope Podcast with 2 full eps!

04.03.2026 09:54 👍 604 🔁 303 💬 18 📌 107

at my work there’s automatic AI code review now through GitHub, and the suggestions range from “ok” to “completely irrelevant” (and obviously can’t react to the actual purpose of the change)

we thankfully still do human review as well though…

04.03.2026 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-insert, Spindle, wearing various outfits of my irl outfits. There are 3 fits, from left to right:
1) Casual fit, black top with a white Japanese print on it that reads "Kaizen." and grey capri pants with white square patterns

2) Casual summer fit, white top with a red circle and a [very loosely drawn] Samurai in it, and beige  thin capri pants, alongside black open-top flats.

3) Formal, a black turtleneck, with grey capri pants, and dark brown boots

an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-insert, Spindle, wearing various outfits of my irl outfits. There are 3 fits, from left to right: 1) Casual fit, black top with a white Japanese print on it that reads "Kaizen." and grey capri pants with white square patterns 2) Casual summer fit, white top with a red circle and a [very loosely drawn] Samurai in it, and beige thin capri pants, alongside black open-top flats. 3) Formal, a black turtleneck, with grey capri pants, and dark brown boots

Recently bought some new outfits (finally found capri pants that are my size!!!!), decided to draw Spindle wearing them <3

03.03.2026 18:13 👍 6027 🔁 884 💬 45 📌 2
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 👍 9610 🔁 2664 💬 23 📌 138
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2: Cottage core centaur
#monstermarch

04.03.2026 03:00 👍 6254 🔁 1730 💬 30 📌 4

oooh, glad you linked, ty

03.03.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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hi, i played the newzealand story untold adventure on steam, the remake of taito's 1988 classic arcade platformer, it's very bad!! i was gonna save this for a stream but it's too much of a downer

so here's a thread of things that are bad about it

28.02.2026 10:11 👍 319 🔁 133 💬 23 📌 22

happy birthday!

03.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey y'all. the end of the month is my effective end date for my current assignment at work and I'm looking for a new role. not saying i'm cooked or im gonna be unemployed (im likely going to find a new assignment within the company) but if you know of any QA or Test Automation work hmu

03.03.2026 17:49 👍 10 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 👍 6280 🔁 3163 💬 81 📌 308

I don’t think she’s saying different things, necessarily?

with this clip as context, (assuming no malicious editing) the quoted clip sounds like she’s awkwardly praising the union for restrictions around AI

02.03.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black linework embroidery of a woman from behind, standing in a very pathetic fighting stance (if it can even be called that). The text reads "get ready"

A black linework embroidery of a woman from behind, standing in a very pathetic fighting stance (if it can even be called that). The text reads "get ready"

Embroidery of a chart labeled "states" that depicts the character's status in a video game. There are little image icons such as a bed, a heart, a smiley face, a pill, and a fork and knife. Each icon has a bar beside it that is either red, yellow, or green depending on the status.

Embroidery of a chart labeled "states" that depicts the character's status in a video game. There are little image icons such as a bed, a heart, a smiley face, a pill, and a fork and knife. Each icon has a bar beside it that is either red, yellow, or green depending on the status.

A black linework embroidery of an electric keyboard. The text reads "now it is not necessary"

A black linework embroidery of an electric keyboard. The text reads "now it is not necessary"

All three pieces hanging together on a wall

All three pieces hanging together on a wall

Happy 10 years to THE let's play of all time!!! Thank you @runbutton.bsky.social @carberry.deals @notquitereal.bsky.social @ali-online.bsky.social for the laughs. If you haven't watched the Arctic Alive let's play, go watch it NOW!!!! It's truly an all timer

02.03.2026 19:59 👍 147 🔁 52 💬 5 📌 0

the question is if they have in-house translators specifically? because I’m guessing they’re all freelance and that means it’d be quite easy for this to be true and yet not mean much

02.03.2026 07:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oooh I’m glad it holds up; I remember playing it around then too and had been wondering if it was worth revisiting

01.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The people have forgotten about Iji

You should play Iji

01.03.2026 20:29 👍 33 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0
A screenshot of the Customize menu in Kingdom Hearts reading "Goofy: Conservative"

A screenshot of the Customize menu in Kingdom Hearts reading "Goofy: Conservative"

still love his movies but this is disappointing

01.03.2026 20:27 👍 2857 🔁 1042 💬 15 📌 1
George has a thought bubble coming from his head that reads, "Hey Stuart, the toaster might give you some "leverage" in getting to the next step." Stuart is below, also with a thought bubble, responding, "Thanks for the tip, George!" The use of thought bubbles implies George and Stuart and communicating telepathically.

George has a thought bubble coming from his head that reads, "Hey Stuart, the toaster might give you some "leverage" in getting to the next step." Stuart is below, also with a thought bubble, responding, "Thanks for the tip, George!" The use of thought bubbles implies George and Stuart and communicating telepathically.

Stuart Little: The Journey Home (GBC, 2001)

01.03.2026 19:14 👍 234 🔁 79 💬 4 📌 6
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22.02.2026 17:53 👍 333 🔁 173 💬 1 📌 1

CALLOUT POST FOR PSEUDO "JUSTIN.TV" STREAMS

- First woman he named was "My Mom"
- Second was Margaret Thatcher
- Had to name Carmen Sandiego because he could not name five REAL women

SENTENCE: DEATH BY SPIN ATTACK

27.02.2026 22:19 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
Tokyo Jungle for PS3 boxart mockup featuring Pombon from Pokemon Winds and Waves

Tokyo Jungle for PS3 boxart mockup featuring Pombon from Pokemon Winds and Waves

28.02.2026 04:10 👍 1452 🔁 459 💬 11 📌 5
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FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RESIDENT EVIL 9 WITH A HEARTRATE MONITOR IF U CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL BE COMPLETELY UNFILTERED TODAY IDC

watching the pokemon news (unspoiled) before i start playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY
LEON SEX KENNEDY CHEW TOY
henemimi.tv 🎀☁📼📺🩸🥺

27.02.2026 20:49 👍 92 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0