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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez

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If anyone ever tries to push back on saying Platner fucking sucks, here’s a big ol’ bunch of receipts for them.

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Literally every modern political problem

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 742 🔁 204 💬 7 📌 1

remember that THE MENU is partially inspired by this guy, and THE MENU had a perfect ending

06.03.2026 15:20 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne Mullin sounds like what JK Rowling would name the token southern wizard

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Awfully bold to assume he isn’t among the people who should be worried considering he likes to hang out somewhere with a history of security breach issues

cbs12.com/news/local/a...

06.03.2026 04:36 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Joe Rogan has boofed so much HGH that his head is the exact same size as that bust of Lionel Richie in the Hello music video

06.03.2026 04:00 👍 342 🔁 46 💬 14 📌 1
The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

The image is a meme featuring two people labeled "Leftists" and "DNC" (Democratic National Committee). The "Leftists" person, a woman on the left, is speaking with hand gestures and is captioned saying, "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide." The "DNC" person, a man on the right, responds with the caption, "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"

04.03.2026 19:01 👍 619 🔁 164 💬 5 📌 3

The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

05.03.2026 20:31 👍 650 🔁 129 💬 10 📌 4
Two panel image of a kid in a red shirt and yellow pants holding a gun and crying. Text reads, “Kristi Noem's husband when she asks him to do her doggy style:”

This is of course referring to when she bragged in her autobiography about killing a pet dog of hers.

Two panel image of a kid in a red shirt and yellow pants holding a gun and crying. Text reads, “Kristi Noem's husband when she asks him to do her doggy style:” This is of course referring to when she bragged in her autobiography about killing a pet dog of hers.

Trump administration did her doggy style

05.03.2026 20:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me whenever I have even a minor Bluesky banger

bsky.app/profile/shen...

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They must be taught!

05.03.2026 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, we’d definitely learn from history rather than repeating it on a 30-40 year cycle forever

05.03.2026 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally every modern political problem

05.03.2026 18:38 👍 742 🔁 204 💬 7 📌 1

Twelfth Night was both my favorite to read and my favorite play I did in High School

05.03.2026 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of fundraiser screen for hernia surgery for a kitty she only needs about 1k more!

Photo of fundraiser screen for hernia surgery for a kitty she only needs about 1k more!

Hey #catsky!

This kitty is really close to the amount needed for surgery.

If you can pitch in a few dollars or share, her owner would really appreciate it (and so would I!)

Just a few donations would get her there.

chuffed.org/project/emma...

04.03.2026 23:33 👍 39 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 2
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05.03.2026 17:47 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

AI is uncool even when used for jokes and "dunking"

05.03.2026 17:47 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

You’re a fucking adult, and trans people need your support more than you need to buy some fucking hufflepuff branded scarf, or watch some shitty tv show. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BoycottHarryPotter

05.03.2026 08:57 👍 29 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

Dude is saying this while the current number 2 ranking member of our white christofascist administration is married to an Indian woman. Absolutely wild to me that anyone would respect the political opinions of someone this clueless.

05.03.2026 08:50 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

He’s a horrible racist, but these CEOs know what they need to do if they really want to raise the bar

05.03.2026 16:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re a fucking adult, and trans people need your support more than you need to buy some fucking hufflepuff branded scarf, or watch some shitty tv show. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BoycottHarryPotter

05.03.2026 08:57 👍 29 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

It’s my dream job, yes

05.03.2026 08:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude is saying this while the current number 2 ranking member of our white christofascist administration is married to an Indian woman. Absolutely wild to me that anyone would respect the political opinions of someone this clueless.

05.03.2026 08:50 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

"If Strom Thurmond is such a racist, then why did he have a biracial daughter? Checkmate, libs."

05.03.2026 06:49 👍 56 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

05.03.2026 03:46 👍 4989 🔁 867 💬 78 📌 27

Somewhere out there is a person turning 21 whose parents posted:

So tell me
What’s the price to pay
For glory

With a picture like this on their MySpace wall

04.03.2026 18:48 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s so funny that they’re just using the shitty gen ai and it can’t be bothered to get the uniforms or medals correct, but renders feet like a pro

05.03.2026 00:37 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 23:53 👍 19 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

Both immigrants, one that was a union worker for the LA Times, and a handyman that never had the opportunity to work for a union and wound up being exploited because he never learned to speak English. Both are why I decided to work in labor advocacy.

04.03.2026 23:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you immediately understood every part of this reference we can be friends, and please remember to schedule regular doctor’s visits

04.03.2026 18:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0