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the other day i rendered a 1gb png. that's where i've been at lately

27.02.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Steam Next Fest" is happening now and I want to let you know about some unreleased games which have demos up for the next few weeks. Neither of the games in this thread show up in the Next Fest search but they do have demos up at the same time as Next Fest. Valve is a confusing company.

23.02.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So the womenโ€™s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the menโ€™s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

22.02.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2268 ๐Ÿ” 419 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland.
two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.

"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland. two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.

i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".

22.02.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3399 ๐Ÿ” 847 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

21.02.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4843 ๐Ÿ” 941 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
Winds Suck Dicks

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

21.02.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 11235 ๐Ÿ” 3344 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
a picture showing Slime City Cinema projected onto a wall at the Farside, JohnCoffeeJr is presenting the first film at the front

a picture showing Slime City Cinema projected onto a wall at the Farside, JohnCoffeeJr is presenting the first film at the front

Matt Farley's recorded intro for the EVIL PUDDLE showing at Farside

Matt Farley's recorded intro for the EVIL PUDDLE showing at Farside

the EVIL PUDDLE title screen

the EVIL PUDDLE title screen

The look of a satisfied audience

The look of a satisfied audience

do you know what rules? showing movies to people in public

21.02.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

robbed of a grammy

21.02.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One day they'll call Kill la Kill a Retro Anime.

21.02.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 591 ๐Ÿ” 171 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Important Cinema Club is in the newspaper today!

06.02.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 113 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

16.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2624 ๐Ÿ” 1420 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 260

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search ่ถŠ้‡Žๅˆท้‹ (off-road hot pot).

11.02.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2155 ๐Ÿ” 646 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Britney Spears ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿš€
@britneyspears
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga.  I think she's a really interesting artist.
12:31 PM ยท Feb 10, 2011

Britney Spears ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿš€ @britneyspears Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. 12:31 PM ยท Feb 10, 2011

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet:

10.02.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1152 ๐Ÿ” 153 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
a bunch of butterflies planted in a pattern

a bunch of butterflies planted in a pattern

four colored squares (blue, yellow, purple, red) set up on grass

four colored squares (blue, yellow, purple, red) set up on grass

hanging frames of various colored flowers

hanging frames of various colored flowers

butterfly wings next to gender signs on cabbage leaves

butterfly wings next to gender signs on cabbage leaves

Coming this Friday: English subtitles for legendary documentary filmmaker Sumiko Haneda's gorgeous short, The Cabbage Butterfly!

It's stunning work, a masterpiece of form that unlocks quietly profound meditations on our world through the scientific process

Get excited!

08.02.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you think guy fieri has had the gochujang crispers

06.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yumeji Tanimaโ€™s Scream Theater ่ฐท้–“ๅคข่ทฏใฎ็ตถๅซๅЇๅ ด w/ English Subtitles
Yumeji Tanimaโ€™s Scream Theater ่ฐท้–“ๅคข่ทฏใฎ็ตถๅซๅЇๅ ด w/ English Subtitles YouTube video by L Saille

YUMEJI TANIMAโ€™S SCREAM THEATER has been uploaded to Youtube with English Subs! This is not a drill!!!

Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqak...

04.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

big shining in the dungeon guy though

05.02.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many bad decisions by the ifpa compounding into themselves

05.02.2026 04:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DOCUMENTARY OF BABY ASSASSINS (2024) truly captures the exhaustion of shooting an action scene: The repetition. The pain. The fact that everything has to work in sync, both actors, the camera, the moves... Urgh.

30.01.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

(guy who's about to have the shittiest year of his life) I'm thinking 2026 will be my year

31.12.2025 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 245 ๐Ÿ” 41 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cybertruck Owners Only
Joe Sawyer โ€ข 19h โ€ข O
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Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises.
Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26ยฐ downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already.

[cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

Cybertruck Owners Only Joe Sawyer โ€ข 19h โ€ข O ... X Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises. Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26ยฐ downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already. [cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

26.12.2025 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 16822 ๐Ÿ” 2754 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175 ๐Ÿ“Œ 372
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Whoโ€™s out here sitting on their chairble?

26.12.2025 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grab Libby with access to your public libraries collection!

26.12.2025 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is wild to anyone who was a hard-core PC gamer in 1996 when we realize that NVIDIA is now one of the pillars the entire world economy rests upon.

25.12.2025 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2061 ๐Ÿ” 152 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
dril tweet edited to say

oh nothin,i was just buying some leg medication for Tiny Tim ... *LOWERS SHADESTOLOOK YOU DEADINTHE EYE* who's alive by the way,

dril tweet edited to say oh nothin,i was just buying some leg medication for Tiny Tim ... *LOWERS SHADESTOLOOK YOU DEADINTHE EYE* who's alive by the way,

24.12.2025 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2355 ๐Ÿ” 372 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Peanut worm and boring peanut worm

Peanut worm and boring peanut worm

That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?

24.12.2025 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2920 ๐Ÿ” 416 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Cookie's Bustle - English Translation - Content This is an English translation patch for Cookie's Bustle for the PC. This does not contain the original game. You will need to purchase the game yourself and dump it. This overlays English subtitles ...

Cookie's Bustle - English Translation (PC) Added

18.12.2025 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1013 ๐Ÿ” 560 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
The origin of OK is disputed; however, most modern reference works hold that it originated around Boston as part of a fad in the late 1830s of abbreviating misspellings; that it is an initialism of "oll korrect" as a misspelling of "all correct". This origin was first described by linguist Allen Walker Read in the 1960s.

The origin of OK is disputed; however, most modern reference works hold that it originated around Boston as part of a fad in the late 1830s of abbreviating misspellings; that it is an initialism of "oll korrect" as a misspelling of "all correct". This origin was first described by linguist Allen Walker Read in the 1960s.

oh my god

17.12.2025 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 251 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7