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Bargain basement Gimli. Somewhat displaced IT guy. Saturdays at ‪@comiccarnival.bsky.social‬ come say hi!

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"It's just a JOIN to the Left..."

07.03.2026 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thought about it!

07.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not gonna lie, I checked it three times after, just to make sure it was real.

07.03.2026 00:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jimmy meets Carnage! Original art for the cover of the DC/Marvel crossover. If you are a verrrrrrry motivated collector, it’s available now, at #ECCC table K-01.

06.03.2026 21:14 👍 104 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 1

Seconded.

06.03.2026 21:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is something very extremely satisfying about writing a SQL script on the fly and having it work properly the first time you execute…

06.03.2026 21:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Starfleet Academy looks like it's gonna end the season STRONG.

06.03.2026 03:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Yats...

06.03.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They also had a Dragonfruit Lemonade and a Churro flavor that I also almost picked up, and probably will once these are gone.

06.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got it last night at the Total Wine on the south side

06.03.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hello.

This is really good.

That is all.

06.03.2026 02:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Trader Joe's recalls over 36 million pounds of product after glass found in rice Ready-to-eat and frozen chicken and pork fried rice, ramen and shu mai dumpling products are being pulled from shelves nationwide.

Ajinomoto Foods N.A. is recalling additional 33 million pounds of frozen ready-to-eat and not-ready-to-eat chicken and pork fried rice, ramen, and shumai dumpling products.

Dates for TJ's chicken fried rice, vegetable fried rice, Japanese-style fried rice, and chicken shu mai in the link. #recall

05.03.2026 17:06 👍 89 🔁 99 💬 2 📌 20
The cover art for the second printing of the first issue of IS TED OK? Ted sits at his desk drawing intensely and listening to Paganini on his headphones. The image is very pale green in hue except for the red screen. It's constrained by a panel with a cutaway in the lower right corner where the logo appears in white, all over a flat red background.

The cover art for the second printing of the first issue of IS TED OK? Ted sits at his desk drawing intensely and listening to Paganini on his headphones. The image is very pale green in hue except for the red screen. It's constrained by a panel with a cutaway in the lower right corner where the logo appears in white, all over a flat red background.

Beyond hyped to let you all know that the first issue of IS TED OK? is getting a second printing with a new cover!
I'm so tremendously grateful to everyone who bought it, read it, enjoyed it, and helped spread the word about this book. Means the world to me!
@madcavestudios.com

05.03.2026 19:04 👍 67 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 0

So...Mullin seems about as sharp as your average bowling ball, but part of me finds it DEEPLY funny to put someone with a First Nations background in charge of deporting illegal aliens from the US.

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Request: the counter for this report SPECIFICALLY should reset at the beginning of the month.

Conversation I just had: this isn’t time-based, it’s running from projections that are not triggered by a calendar…how is this hard?

04.03.2026 22:02 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is an end user, not a customer…

04.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The SQL script that YOU asked me for specifically looks for items that meet very specific criteria and generates the report that YOU said you wanted.

When you go in and change things in those items, they no longer meet that criteria, which is why they no longer show up in the report.

Stop yelling.

04.03.2026 20:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Almost evacuated the building because someone smelled a “gas leak”.

Turns out someone spilled gas on their shoe at lunch and tracked it into the stairwell.

Because gas leaks smell like gasoline.

…in our non-gas using building.

04.03.2026 20:40 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accidentally bought an avocado that was not overly ripe, AND didn't cut the shit out of my hand!

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go buy a lotto ticket.

04.03.2026 01:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is fair.

01.03.2026 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dammit. I KNOW better than to go to the Popeye's on Madison.

And I did it anyway. Be amazed if I don't break a tooth on these fries.

01.03.2026 02:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean…it’s Ohio.

01.03.2026 01:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You get me.

28.02.2026 03:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You ever make a bunch of food, so that you can have two night's worth of dinners...and then eat all of it?

28.02.2026 03:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These are the voyages that try men in fedora's souls...

28.02.2026 03:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Not my Star Trek!"

Sure, but your Star Trek included Spock's Brain and Farpoint Station, so let's not cast dilithium crystals...

28.02.2026 02:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This week's Starfleet Academy is honestly kinda beautiful. People who hate on this show are just joyless asshats.

28.02.2026 02:34 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Takes a bit to get to me, but this stuff is legit. Holy shit.

28.02.2026 01:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't have the same textural issues with raw chicken that some folks do, but I do appreciate food prep gloves.

28.02.2026 01:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My one bedroom apartment doesn't leave me much room for gardening, or believe me I definitely would!

28.02.2026 01:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0