The New Yorker Kristi Noem will be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary in the 23-year history of the D.H.S. now
I don’t think the incompetence actually is going to be what Kristi Noem is remembered for.
It will be the killings, the lawlessness, and the grift, if I had to guess.
We don't need more reasons to love Costco, and yet, they KEEP ON GIVING.
In no way a defense of AI, but any company that drunk dude bro Hegseth deems a security risk because they won't actively break the law and violate the constitution is a small thumbs up for even the worst the tech world has to offer. Any standing up to this authoritarian bullshit is a win.
We're 12-0 in the Land of Troy, may the Trojans and the Dodgers have record defining seasons ✌️
"At least Randy Quaid is there" is a phrase I never thought I'd see you write, if 2006 Sean and Andy could see you now
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
"Fuck if I know," he said before dropping a massive dump on the paved over graveyard of the former rose garden. "POTUS out."
Safest bet in history to look like a prophet is to oppose any American war of aggression.
Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas was absolutely made up today on the back of a McDonalds napkin.
This is beyond even Veep level parody, the orange asshole can't publicly admit anything, so even with the walking disaster of Noem he has to CYA and just "move" her to political purgatory
There's a CEO joke in there somewhere
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BYE NOEM, we'll always remember your unchecked acts of domestic terrorism. Hope to see you in jail soon!
Damn, the Ayatollah and Lou Holtz in the same week. Pick up the phone. Make that phone call you’ve been putting off.
there's a lot of bad shit going on but at least lou holtz died
Noem is disingenuous with every breath of her body, so it's not surprising she puts on an aggrieved sense of self-righteousness, but I'm sure when she's eventually on trial the questions will be a lot more targeted and frequent, so she should appreciate the practice
McDonalds CEO fumbling so hard that the story is going on this long is LOL
lmfao get wrecked
The demonstratively corrupt Paxton getting that close to the way over tenured bump on a log Cornyn and forcing a run off says all you need to know about the seriousness of vindictive gerrymandering. TX is awash with infighting because the people don't get to decide, state leadership will make sure.
It's almost as though screwing over your own company and ensuring the downfall of major portions of mass media and news for your personal gain should be illegal ... gee I wish we had a government.
Chuck is super bummed they didn't poll on who supports strongly worded letters and performative press conferences.
You can take the idiot out of the Padres, but you can't take the Padres out of the idiot.
What an absolute moron.
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It's a joke that Melania would have any signature issue beyond vacillating between leeching off, or loathing, the bloated grifter that is her husband, but this level of cruel irony is in line with her I Don't Care Couture fashion show at the border.
What a soulless ghoul.
The contempt doesn't need to be "revealed."
Perhaps for the Bezos oligarchy controlled WaPo "editorial" board, it wasn't as transparent as we've made it for THE PAST TEN YEARS.
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He told us who he was on that gold escalator in 2015.
Confused looking Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio Closer To Picking A Reason For Iran War
The head tilt, the head tilt ALWAYS gets me
YES.
In an alternate universe, HRC has been out of office for the past few years and enjoying retirement, not dealing with a congresswoman who engages with public sex acts in a theater.
American troops are dying in the Middle East for Trump's illegal war against Iran, but the president is more concerned with promoting his gold-encrusted ballroom.
I hate this piece of orange shit so much.
In terms of the long line of U.S. war criminals, Hegseth is certainly the douchiest.
The key to getting mainstream media on board with an illegal war is making them feel like an important part of it.
