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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆYou are safe hereπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ(she/her) 🐱🐢 🐎🐴 Equestrian. Comedy. Fallout4 voice actor🎀 Boston MA ❀️ my πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ family. Gen-X wife, mom of 2 teens 🌈 Sarcasm is the key to happiness! πŸ€ͺ I blame everything on MENOPAUSE, that b🀬tch.🀘🏻 #bluecrew πŸ’™ I'm on 🚫 lists! #PrettiGood

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#MyCoffeeMyChoice

06.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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He thinks he IS God.

06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm curious, he spouts all these lies and nonsense on Truth Social. My question is, if we don't have Truth Social, do we have to really pay "attention to this matter" ?

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao. This is the best. Buh-bye, Rubber Face!!

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday and good morning!!

06.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. It's gone up .30 cents a gallon in MA

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still laughing that Donald Trump thinks that Markwayne Mullin is β€œhighly respected.”

🀣

05.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 737 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 4
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Thou Shalt Put Kristi Noem In Prison Can I get an amen?

Firing her is not enough.

FIRE HER INTO THE SUN!! β˜€οΈ

06.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 3076 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 226 πŸ“Œ 41

This tool. Yeah, I feel safer with him. It's such a joke! Is this really happening right now?

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah! I raised them right! πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a police ice vest ALT: a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a police ice vest

Oh, Snap! I go off to the barn for a few hours (phone down) and come home and Kristi Gnome is out!!!!!?? I know we'll get someone worse but I am ecstatic, I don't have to look at her rubber face and bubble lips anymore!!

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, Sue!!

05.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#sendBarron

05.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Disgusting

05.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You deserve this. You are awesome. Thank you! #bluewave

05.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Touch my Dunkins and this is what will happen to you! *splash* and that water is cold. He may want to wear thicker jeans.

05.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, my 12 year had something to say about those Dumpster Dad trucks. 🀣 🀣 🀣

05.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can smell him rotting from here.

04.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me waiting at a red light and notices a car as it goes by:

"Every time I see a Tesla, there's always one person in it."

My 12 year old in the back seat says nonchalantly:

"That's because they have no friends."

*dead silence*

My 16 year old:
*snort laughs* 🀣
laughed so hard I had to pull over!

04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 🀣

04.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Temu steaks? Um,ew.

04.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The inconvenient TRUTH about social media. History happens to catch up with you in the end #TrumpTheWarCriminal and your ILLEGAL #TrumpsEpsteinWar.

03.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 3083 πŸ” 1046 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 44

He's delusional, he's gotten way out of hand.

03.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️πŸ’ͺ🏻

03.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a joke.

03.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right?? The hypocrisy is strong!

03.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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W.T.F.

03.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's all lies...

02.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0