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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 7434 πŸ” 1397 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 100

Don’t let him convince you to get into Orks tho

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Slurs Appear In the Halls of Extra-dimensional Entity Posing As a Government Building

06.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn’t even be The Dawgs or some shit

05.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kris dressed like she’s gonna put the Powerpuff Girls through hell

05.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A little too cute on that ref bump there #AEWDynamite

05.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

T-virus got him sauced out of his mind

04.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Real Gender War: Grace budgeting bullets because she’s out of knives and only has a little bit of magic science blood left vs Leon with a bandolier of bullshit blowing a dudes head smooth off leaving bro’s neck humming like a data center

04.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friend asked me about my progress

Told him I was about to go slime The Butcher

Did not know that was gonna be literal

04.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and the baddies I pulled by being man flesh

03.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Locked down my twitter account and deleted all my drafts and you know what?

I was wildin, my bad

03.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the β€œother than great people” punctuation there it’s like he remembered they were white last minute

03.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s actually fine to sit on a dude for awhile to get their debut right. It’s just super weird that they needed to do the stupid Rumble thing for no reason first

03.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good advice!

Me personally? I’m one of those NPCs where if you buy me a drink at the bar, I’ll put a quest marker on your map

03.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now why tf did Leon give her that Call of Duty ass gun

03.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly custom B-3 jacket, Cayenne Turbo GT, Hamilton Auto Chrono

Leon is a #RegisteredFlexOffender

03.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So…what exactly makes Grace cut out for the FBI?

03.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The boys are on bsky finally?????

02.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

50 seasons of Survivors is too many

02.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leon is tweaking bruh

02.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially when the playlist is basically identical to a wedding reception

28.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gym DJ is a crazy job

28.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s unfortunate Justin Timberlake is a butthead because the groove on Rock Your Body is a bop brother

28.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYTHINGRUNSONCYBERACME

27.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting AI pictures of Mamdani in ISIS on Facebook

27.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know these two got a fucked up voting history

27.02.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Rick Ross - β€œBig Black N*gga”
Rick Ross - β€œBig Black N*gga” YouTube video by 24s up

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27.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CTC Assam Tea | Rich Full-Bodied Amber | Harney & Sons - Harney & Sons Fine Teas CTC Assam Tea delivers a striking amber color with a rich, full-bodied flavor. Enjoy solo or with milk and sugar; a versatile, espresso-style tea.

I dunno if you’re a from concentrate/pre mix or make your own, but if it’s the latter, I can’t recommend the harney and sons CTC assam tea enough . www.harney.com/products/ctc...

26.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My chai was kinda off the chain this morning

26.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0