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Try to imagine you’re doing something other than cardio. For example, being chased by bears instead of running. You’re the Von Trapp family touring Salzburg not in spin class. You’re not on an elliptical, you’re speed climbing to avoid zombie twink bottoms who demand cum. It’s all perspective

07.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pants down, shirt up, cock out

Pants down, shirt up, cock out

Another happy Fat Cock Friday #FCF Busy weekend ahead but always time for a bit of fun

06.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Duke Maximillian Phillipp of Bavaria

Duke Maximillian Phillipp of Bavaria

@betachamp.bsky.social you'll need to start dressing for formal occasions. You can never have too many ruffles

04.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re looking for an older man? 50’s or 60’s?

Bolt: 800 at a minimum, but 750 is negotiable with a family castle and good lineage

04.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says i 'm just a doctor now ALT: a man with a beard says i 'm just a doctor now

Dr M’Benga is the most interesting character. Deep history, smart, conflicted, various skills and modes to move the story along and played very subtly which makes him fascinating to watch

Ok, I’m done

02.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are dancing in a room with a sign that says t on it ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room with a sign that says t on it

The musical episode was way more watchable than I anticipated. And WOW Uhura can sing

Google: Celia Rose Gooding Grammy Award Winner for Cast Recording of Jagged Little Pill 2021

Oh, yeah, they can REALLY sing

02.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

S2E7 crossover with the cartoon is the only episode I safe worded out of. Ensign Mariner was way too much

02.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with curly hair says aye aye commander in a dark room ALT: a woman with curly hair says aye aye commander in a dark room

Whomever cast Carol Kane as Commander Pella deserves an emmy, the Nobel Prize, and the Congressional Medal of Honor

02.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dr Roger Korby could get it anytime he wants. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do if he used that accent on me

02.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While entertaining, the show’s writing is very uneven. Season 3 felt 2 episodes too long or too short depending on what we needed to know going into the finale

02.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a star trek uniform is sitting in a chair with the words hit it above him ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is sitting in a chair with the words hit it above him

I have just finished binge watching seasons 2 & 3 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. Random thoughts to follow. Mute if necessary

02.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

According to the ASPCA, PETA, and USDA… no

02.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On top! You ride the donkey on top! We can’t have another incident. You’re still not allowed into the zoo without an adult for a reason!

02.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pack a lunch, you’re getting a four hour, three bus route that includes two completely separate systems and a donkey ride. Seattle transit at its finest

02.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Holding pants open and showing underwear

Holding pants open and showing underwear

Ok, now what?

01.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lesson I learned on Claude. Read through the code it generates. 90% of it was fine, but there were some subtle bugs, especially in the interface between components.

Normally I dislike test-driven-development, but it makes much more sense with generated code

01.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we get proof? I would like to see proof.

01.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Correct, 60 fps is also going to give you more of a video game or sporting event feel to the video. Movie are usually shot at 24 fps

01.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would a blow job help? It’s worth trying πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

26.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Crocus

Crocus

Crocus!

26.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cherry blossoms

Cherry blossoms

First cherry blossoms of β€˜26

25.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Careful, you are on the verge of adulting. One misstep from a 9:15 bedtime on a Saturday night

23.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It will eventually get to it

23.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Standing in front of a sunset

Standing in front of a sunset

Fyi, I was in Sayulita last week, but we flew home on Saturday before the current situation. Thank you for those who were concerned

23.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Standing naked in front of the windows

Standing naked in front of the windows

Good morning #mcm #monochromemonday

23.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

In! and out and in and out and in and…

18.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or even better a boot print πŸ₯Ύ

18.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Newspapers, they don’t have popups or unskipable ads

17.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t be nervous. Everyone you see at the gym had their own 1st day of working out

16.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Standard advice is more weight/less reps will build muscle mass. However, consistency (stick to your schedule), diet (sufficient protein and calories, less carbs and no sugar), and sleep (8-9 hours) will get you there.

Do whatever workout you can maintain. Your body will tell you

16.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0