Matt Strahm Fan Acct

Devon Kaney clowning on Eskin…as if I needed another reason to love her.

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

A close up shot of a red car’s tail light. Under the light a dealership sticker reads “Carfagno Plymouth Meeting, PA” with a Chevy logo

This is like, “No Homo” but for cars right?

🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON

I feel like the Eagles players are converging in on having a single name, by 2050 every guy on the team will be named Jalen Johnson

What WPBL are we rooting for. I don’t love rooting for an LA team in Philly but given the options I feel like I need to follow Mo’ne Davis!!

And who has an explanation for the Cybertruck I just saw hauling a giant ass menorah through west Philly?? I have questions for the Jewish Elon fan.

My fear of the Phillies being bad this year is overpowered by how funny everything happening with the Mets is right now.

WHAT WAS THAT

Starting to think these birds aren’t going anywhere.

Convinced WIP is just constantly hexing Philly sports team. These guys can never be happy with a win and they over-analyze a good record until the team finally loses over and over. How many times before I can call it a self fulfilling prophecy!!

I know it’s not safe and it’s going to get me in trouble one day. But when creeps on the street are saying shit (I have the noise cancelling off but they don’t know that) or when planned parenthood is asking for money (I already donate) I love to be able to just bop along and pretend I can’t hear.

Close up on a set of metal grate stairs. The metal grate that makes up the stars is a diamond pattern that has a serrated edge facing up.

Further away shot of a set of a set of metal grate stairs and front door of a new construction home.

What in the un-neighborly hell are these steps I saw on new homes in point breeze?
You can’t handle people sitting on your stoop so badly that you ruin it for yourself too? Maybe you shouldn’t move to Philly at that point?
Doesn’t seem particularly accessible but I’m sure that would be a cover.

Facebook marketplace listing where the photo is a large, detailed model of Watto from Star Wars. The post reads: Full size Watto from Star Wars Episode 1

Anyone want to be my secret santa I have a wishlist:

Two grey text bubbles in an IMessage conversation. The first reads: I used a website to look up info on all the tiny judges when I was filming in my ballot last night I don’t remember the guys name now but he was accused of “using his position to promote his wife’s cheesesteak restaurant” The second reads: Which made me laugh I think he got a no Next in the conversation is one blue bubble that reads: “Vote yes to declare Skinny Joey as a totally seperate entity from the mob!” Followed by 3 winking faces.

Election Day in Philly be like:

Pennsylvania VOTE YES to retain our judges NOT YASS to give that billionaire freak anymore power.

Damn, I didn’t know when the ballot asked us to vote whether Dick Cheney should live or die they meant like, immediately.

Taking this ad break to just say that y’all need to manifest Harrison Bader and I harder. It’s like some of you don’t even care……..

Harm us electorally?! Girl we’re already harmed! She’s afraid we’re gonna lose harder???

Brandon Marsh: Dead in the playoffs and dead in my heart!

No but only because I know how this whole “you need to be invited in” thing works

Police transport of a white unmarked van with tinted windows down Broad Street 👀 what’s going on in there?

Just as that baby who re-names all the Football teams predicted

Agreed

Honestly taking comfort in other, worse Phillies losses. Does ending on an error in the 12th suck. Sure! But at least it’s not a Jake Cave pinch hit!!

Phillies eliminated on a walk off error has me sitting here sad and dumbfounded like Zach Baun when those little girls asked him why he’s bald…

God I want Bader to stay so bad.

2026 I wanna see Edmundo Sosa on the field everyday!! I want Bader! I want the daycare GONE (okay maybe Marsh can stay). And most of all I WANT NICK CASTELLANOS OFF MY BASEBALL TEAM.

I’m buying a big hoagie and eating it with my fave Wawa iced tea and a huge bag of chips tomorrow and I encourage you all to do the same.