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Casper the pyr pyr, Caspyr

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I’m a Pyrenees retriever. This is a happier place than the other one. Hoping for a blue Texas. Also, sarcasm is my defense mechanism, you’ve been warned. All opinions and comments are my own, please don’t blame Casper.

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Here’s a tip, if you indeed “just don’t know anything about it”, maybe you need to shut the fuck up about it.

11.03.2026 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are we redacting names of pedos?

11.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So republicans in Texas just giving up letting the voters choose all together? Really can’t wrap my head around these people. I live next to and related to them.

06.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait. Are we THE regime?

06.03.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When will they learn, these boot lickers will always and inevitably be the first ones thrown under the bus.

06.03.2026 06:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And all of a sudden, it is once again the secretary of defense again.

06.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s the point of war powers if the president can just bomb the shit out of somewhere and then come to congress and ask if we should go to war.

05.03.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Every senator that voted for the war needs to be voted out.

05.03.2026 15:37 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Almost feel bad for her. Almost.

03.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of all the people who are not expired or in jail that have testified about the case, you’d think that the person mentioned the most (fine, in the top 3), should at a minimum, testify (can’t believe I have to clarify, but yes, under oath).

03.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not fast enough.

02.03.2026 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watched Taylor Tomlinson’s special. And damn, was it special. Or should I say, darn.

26.02.2026 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish someone yelled, “quiet, piggy.”

26.02.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a word that describes the feeling I have watching The West Wing. Joy yet sadness, hope yet despair, with a hint of anger pushed way way down.

24.02.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where’s the definition of one of my favorite words. Sonder (noun) — the realization that every random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own, full of their own stories, worries, routines, and tiny details you’ll never fully know.

24.02.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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While people are doing amazing things with ai. Here’s me.

24.02.2026 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This quote by Brennan Lee Mulligan is my Roman Empire.

“Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army.”

17.02.2026 16:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re waiting for Ted Cruz to have a spine or do the right thing, you’re gonna be eating for a long, long time.

17.02.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh the poor shareholders, well not “poor” poor, but you know what I mean.

17.02.2026 16:08 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so angry. And yet, not angry enough.

13.02.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a huge fan of the writers of Franklin and Bash. Hilarious.

12.02.2026 06:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First it was the I don’t care jacket, then it’s the redaction dress, is melania secretly hilarious?

11.02.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They always tell on themselves.

08.02.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s really getting harder and harder to not be a conspiracy theorist, maybe it’s easier thinking of the monsters in the files as lizard people.

08.02.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey. So when was the last time he played golf? Any chance it’s because he CAN’T?

I feel we are so close, yet so far.

08.02.2026 04:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s so clearly guilty.

31.01.2026 05:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Was the bed made for the cat or vice versa?

28.01.2026 21:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social is the only thing that’s keeping me sane right now.

28.01.2026 05:10 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The 2a people not foaming at the mouth in light of the recent shooting is so hypocritical, I can’t even. You don’t have a right to bear arms if it can be an excuse to shoot you.

25.01.2026 15:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mega churches aligning behind the biggest grifter is sooooo on brand.

25.01.2026 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0