jonny sywulak

go birds 🦅

And no one reads the manual when it's their rideshare! Lots of people use their Teslas for Uber / Lyft, and in some cities they have Tesla Robotaxis. I had to send a video of how to open the door to my friends that live in Austin when they told me they had started using them.

A paper sign stapled to a telephone pole. It reads "fishtown fish facts fallfish of semotilus corporalis tis the season! [picture of fish, it is a typical fish shape with grey scales and pink fins] fallfish aren't fish they big minnow fallish buile pebble nests calls redds can by 6ft by 3ft high fallfish aren't minnow! fooled you, thye're carp! fallfish has a crush on u :) fooled you twice! ha HA! fallfish are INDEED minnow! fallfish understand how hard SAD is. and remind you that you've loved and unique take a moment and realize the moment you took has already passed thank you see you next time!"

I saw this one today! These are so great.

A grey tabby cat rolling around in his white litterbox.He has white on his paws and belly. All his feet are pointing up in various configurations. His tail and head are slightly blurry.

Whenever I start to clean his litterbox, Cheesesteak will run from across the house to jump in and roll around in it. He will do this until I give up and begin to walk away, at which point he will jump out and then roll around on my yoga mat. 🫠

You can't trust a politician to do the right thing but I think you can probably trust in Shapiro's presidential aspirations to at least do a press conference. 🫠 And looks like that might be enough?

taylor swift is singing into a microphone with red lipstick on her lips . Alt: taylor swift is singing into a microphone with red lipstick on her lips, text reads "Babes, don't threaten me with a good time."

I'm running out of variations of this gif reaction because of you

A snippet from an article. The text reads: A researcher has scraped nearly 100,000 conversations from ChatGPT that users had set to share publicly and Google then indexed, creating a snapshot of all the sorts of things people are using OpenAI’s chatbot for, and inadvertently exposing. 404 Media’s testing has found the dataset includes everything from the sensitive to the benign: alleged texts of non-disclosure agreements, discussions of confidential contracts, people trying to use ChatGPT to understand their relationship issues, and lots of people asking ChatGPT to write LinkedIn posts. The last phrase of the paragraph is highlighted.

I am jack's complete lack of surprise

obvi. bsky.app/profile/farf...

I'm local to philly and would love to get involved!

Yep, that is the plan! I don't have a ton of outdoor space so I'm looking into a windowsill planter situation now.

a photo of a small pot of dirt on a sunny windowsill. Two small lil' plants are sprouting up.

I didn't save the QR code but I did take some seeds and things are happening over here!!

I think you typically get the bill before you get the package, and if you don't pay it in time, they just ship it back to the return address.

We've all been mispronouncing down, actually. 🫠

I think there's only one way to find out. I can help you carry it.

I saw this right after I woke up and didn't have my glasses on yet and read it as "every bastard that emailed you" and was like "fuck yeah my shrimpy friend, email does suck."

Rupert is couching harder than scientists previously believed was theoretically possible.

Oh yeah that's a good bug

helllllll, yeah

If you want any more, my dad gave me a bunch for Christmas (??) and I do not work out or get hungover enough to go through it in any reasonable timeframe.

remix of the "Can I Offer You a Nice Egg In This Trying Time?" meme, where Danny Devito's character from Always Sunny in Philadelphia is wearing a suit and offering an egg, except the bonus bugs from the original bonus have been superimposed over the egg. The text reads "Can I offer you bonus bugs in this trying time"

Those are three nice bugs!

That's a good bug!

There's one of these in Olde Kensington. I see it around all the time. I dunno if it's actually legal, but I've never seen the cops or the PPA mess with it.

They're good bugs, Brett.

I'm doing my best. 🫠

🥂

yay a bug! it's a very nice bug.