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Conor Mc Bride

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they/them I'm Conor. I'm a nonbinary Computer Scientist. God loves irony. Femme presenting apartheid target. Cardiac outpatient. Hatstand owner. Tomato grower. Doctor Who fan. @pigworker@types.pl on fedi Don't call me Sir.

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Their plan is that they will be scorned for the rest of *our* lives.

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lecturer in Mathematically Structured Programming (790646) at University of Strathclyde Apply for the Lecturer in Mathematically Structured Programming (790646) role on jobs.ac.uk, the top job board for academic positions in higher education. View details and apply now.

The firm of which I am the Dowager Duchess is hiring! We want lively brains for new explains and well taught wains. www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DQS044/l...

04.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have clearly lived a sheltered life in which nobody has ever suggested to me that "Scientists don't want you to know...".

And as a scientist who lives on the made-up-theory end of things, let me assure you that there is no way you can *know*.

But it is still worth *thinking*.

04.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 9329 πŸ” 4048 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 162

Isn't it the Pope who shits in the woods and the bears who are catholic?

03.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until you read the shocking exposΓ© of ursine al fresco toiletry habits.

03.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I am terrified to leave my flat.

I am trans.

Politicians, the media, and JK Rowling have taught you to make my life a misery. And you do.

That is why I am terrified to leave my flat.

I still leave my flat.

I go and teach undergraduates mathematics.

They don't give a fuck that I am trans.

03.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is tough when you're from 1953
And you look in the mirror thinking "Who are you? Not me!"
Am I gay, like the other kids say?
No, it's not who I fancy, it's who I am.
Figuring that out is tomorrow's jam.

(That mirror has always known me. It's in my brother's house now. I see it sometimes.)

03.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In Defense of Effeminate Boys
If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded.

By Ben Appel

In Defense of Effeminate Boys If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded. By Ben Appel

No one before Ben has ever considered that trans women might actually be effeminate gay boys. No one has ever suggested such a thing to us, repeatedly, in a bid to prevent us from transitioning, or developed entire typologies around the idea, or reinforced it in multiple academic fields!

03.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 2219 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 115

But I agree that there is a dignity backlog, which needs to be addressed in a way which reinforces everyone's dignity. There is no dignity in being a cut-throat.

03.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The out-of-the-blue reference to anxiety about being called a Terf is quite the self-fitted cap.

03.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why the fightback against Reform must involve the middle-aged, fed-up workers of Britain | Gaby Hinsliff Millions of people aged 50 to 64 are out of work – sidelined by sickness, care duties or ageism. If Labour can’t convince them they’re a priority, Farage will step in, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hin...

Guardian columnist says "You'd better make bigotry ok, or the bigots will win!" www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

03.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please convey my sympathies for the wrong kind of slapstick. OW!

03.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Armed robbery is the one true Alchemy. Lead into Gold.

02.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the Mayor of London have the power of Naming Streets?

If so, might Glaswegians have a word about Grosvenor Square?

02.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those who order killings are guilty of murder.

Those who voted Trump ordered killings.

01.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think you can press the KILL button by voting for lethal politicians, and yet somehow not be those from whom legitimate self-defence defends?

01.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you *bomb* people. If you do the asymmetric warfare thing.

You are using your entire population as human shields.

01.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s just see how the BBC is framing this war of aggression, shall we?

01.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 14

British bases are being used by the US to attack Iran, in an unprovoked conflict. It's now a US-Israel-UK crime, and I'm not happy about it. I'm not sure I can wait for my next opportunity to merely not vote Labour to do something about it. But that, at least, is a given.

01.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Particularly good gig for *Janet*.

01.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour Together β€˜making clean break’ after former director resigns as minister Thinktank’s board distances itself from Josh Simons’ decision in 2023 to hire lobbying firm to investigate journalists

When I was a precocious mathematician-child, it occurred to me that there could be such punctuation marks as "antiquotes", which would enable the speaker to insert editorial comment into their own framing narrative. Of course, that could never happen. Could it?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

01.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any minute now, some power-crazed loon will just, I don't know, take out the East Wing of the White House.

01.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I note that political murder is now an acceptible motivation for unlicensed warmaking. That's some sword to live by.

01.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh ooh! Gangsters 2!

01.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It must be galling for Labour activists to see their leadership doubling down on the pissing away of the progressive vote. In fact, what are you even doing, being a Labour activist if you can't advance values of dignity and compassion?

01.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On Thursday, the people of Gorton and Denton were asked to choose between Fear, Hate, and Hope. They chose Hope. The hissing gracelessness and cluelessness of the Fear and Hate people, in response to this, speaks much as to who they really are.

01.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour Together β€˜making clean break’ after former director resigns as minister Thinktank’s board distances itself from Josh Simons’ decision in 2023 to hire lobbying firm to investigate journalists

Labour Together's Board clueless about Labour Together, believe it or not!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

01.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Yes, Minister
Yes, Minister YouTube video by K2nsl3r

Cette scΓ¨ne…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Ew...

01.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And there is absolutely zero doubt on page and on screen about poor Miss Murgatroyd and desolate Miss Hinchcliffe.
From their mutual chemistry to the overwhelming grief and fury of the bereaved, they are a same-sex couple.

28.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1