Jillbles

Zoomies were required to pump up that ear.
Clearly.

I got yelled at last week for throwing money away by being at full accrued PTO. 👍

YAAAAAAAY
Well earned. ENJOY.
I will happy reap the benefits of puppy pictures.

HELL YEAH.

Puppternity leave?

I don't need your TOC. I have perfectly acceptable TOC skills.
I asked for specific logs.
Can I have those, please? So I can do my job? And also you're not scoped for these binders, so back off. Also also, why did you cc the universe on this request?

That was Wednesday.
Today, I receive a formal response, cc'd to a million people, saying, "Thank you for your inquiry about logs. I've attached 3 table of contents skeletons for your review. Please let review and let us know if there are sections you'd like to modify."

Prj mgr asked me to start generating a table of contents for a pharmacy binder, & to reach out to vendor for some templates for that binder.
I sent an email to the vendor contact, saying, "Hey, we're going to start a draft binder, do you have these templates, if not, that's fine; we have stuff."

America doesn't deserve any.
Maybe someday.

Welp, at least no one needs to worry about staffing at vacation destinations being down due to the immigration crackdown, because no one will be able to afford to drive anywhere anyway.

I canceled D+ last year, and as big a fan of the Muppets as I am... nope.

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

put coup-attempting president in jail

protect trans people

South Korea, we need to learn more from you

The Firefly rumor reappears just about every spring, only to be an April Fool's joke.
This is the first year I'm seeing most people saying, "Nah, I'm good. Shame it ended too soon, but it doesn't need to come back."

OK, fair, but I blame the writers' strike (Not that I disagree with the validity or necessity of the strike itself; it just messed that show up).

A silent but deadly relationship red flag #psychology #selfawareness #moderndating #boundaries YouTube video by Modern.Day.Psychologist

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well, sure, they already stole it, what are they supposed to do, give it back

I don't care about daylight savings. I don't like whatever time it is anyway.

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FLEECING!!
Frigging phone!!

Roblox Pressured Us to Delete Our Video. So We Dug Deeper. YouTube video by People Make Games

youtu.be/vTMF6xEiAaY?...

Investigation: How Roblox Is Exploiting Young Game Developers YouTube video by People Make Games

We're fleeting minors.
And we get started young.
youtu.be/_gXlauRB1EQ?...

So, are y'all asking for DEI or what?

Hey Chicago! If you live in or around Hyde Park area, don’t go to the new Barnes & Noble. Call & Response Books is AROUND THE BLOCK, Black owned by a husband and wife couple, and their selections are amazing. They host community events all the time and have a zine! Support them!

I wonder about that, too.
Are they dribbling this stuff out in tiny doses to help normalize it?
Are they dribbling out the least offensive stuff because the rest is so much worse?
Fuck, I wish justice were real, and we had a government that upheld it. And that goes for no matter who is in power.

The wizard casts mage hand and uses it to boop the little cat's little pink nose.

Today’s weak jobs report raises new questions about Biden’s economic policies

Jesus Christ, man, you need to apologize for your craven cowardice on the nonexistent “DEI” panic, hire more people to fix the disgusting unattended shelves due to chronic understaffing, and stop making people need security to unlock a cabinet to buy underwear. This isn’t complicated.

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take