I still think about the Total Perspective Vortex:
For when you are put into the Vortex you are given just one momentary glimpse of the entire unimaginable infinity of creation, and somewhere in it a tiny little marker, a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot, which says "You are here"
A grey dog sits on a couch looking a little self satisfied
The face of someone who figured out how to open the back door by himself. Gonna be an interesting summer.
I have
I'm enjoying Young Sherlock, but, man, it makes me wish we'd gotten some more Mat in the Wheel of Time. Some of the best was yet to come.
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.
they’re just begging for a car chase
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.
A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.
I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE
Surely, if you've invested in hold music, you can take the time to make sure your automated message plays in between songs. Also, don't make me look up Billy Ocean's "When the Going Gets Tough" because you interrupted the chorus.
"You get out your Fascism for Dummies book for the 15 things you do, and we tried to include as many of them as we could in the most artful way possible., GIlroy tells The Hollywood Reporter. "How were we supposed to know that this clown car in Washington was going to basically use the same book that we used? So I don't think it's prescience so much as the sad familiarity of fascism." Fascism is a word that Disney asked Gilroy to refrain from saying during the earlier promotional phases of Andor's spring 2025 release.
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Is that the voice of Martin Scorsese in the Mando trailer?
Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
Image of a microphone on the Colony stage with the Colony sign behind it
Guest hosting at the Colony open mic tomorrow in Woodstock, NY. Signups at 7, music at 8, questionable jokes all night long (all night).
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
And yet, it still makes sense.
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
This says it and it’s exactly what it is….
Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
just gave 100! anyone wanna match??
done.
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
This is based on a short story my friend wrote and I am very excited about it. youtu.be/y-otj5Ik2eg?...
RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
"How could anybody not love that man, Jelly Roll?"
Easy. He's a shit artist and a shit human being.
I don't know why I bother with the Grammys.
