John Lyon

A statue of a woman washing the feet of Jesus, but the angle makes it look like there might be some testicles getting cleaned.

Oh look, they put up a statue to honor your mom.

Who doesn't enjoy long romantic strolls to the liquor store?

Working my way through the Russian authors, only a few more to Chekhov.

Bon Jovi dating profile

Bio
To live while I'm alive

Username
Blaze of Glory

I am a
Tommy

Seeking
Gina

Location
Easy Street, Dry County

Job
I'm a cowboy; on a steel horse I ride

Likes
New Jersey

Dislikes
Getting shot through the heart
When he holds you close
Bad medicine

"Nice chat. I'll let you go." - Me releasing my grip of someone hanging on the edge of a cliff.

I love listening to whale songs. My favourite genre is the Blues.

Not partner material, more be asked to identify in a lineup and be unable to type.

I don’t get any sleep because I’ve never been to Brooklyn

them: hate is such a strong word
me: and yet still wildly underperforming for how i currently feel about you

i have come here to post dumb thoughts and eat cheese... and i'm all out of thoughts.

I got invited to a party this weekend. Have you ever heard of anything so hostile?

What’s a girl gotta do to be enveloped by a sinkhole

A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.

our patience has been rewarded

(dragged off in handcuffs)

Dateline: surprisingly, neighbours described him as an obnoxious loudmouth who stuck his nose in everyone's business

The pharmacy tech was speaking in code to me about Cialis to protect my privacy...while I was thinking,"that's not necessary...I would like it if every woman in this supermarket knows I can be ready to go in 30 minutes or less."

I considered standing in line with a bottle of wine at my next refill

My musings on phonics and philosophy are collected
in my new book “And Sometimes, Why?”

[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope

I bet calling it a “solar system” gave the sun a big head

To style and keep hair in place they sell wax, clay, fiber, foam, and paste. Do they have to make me think about it?

Lieutenant Soto sitting at her desk and saying to Morgan "I feel like I lost track of this conversation before it started". High Potential

When people speak to me before the caffeine hits

Thinking about getting my own popemobile.

We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.

I wish for a good death. An honorable death. Preferably cheese-related.

After battling with my bathroom scale for months, I have decided to be hot at any weight

Maybe some funky cold Medina would fix me.

Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun

the only maxxing i do is at tj maxx

Oh you’re verified?

*blocked

I’m very much like The Hulk in that you won’t like me when I'm angry. However unlike The Hulk you’re probably going to find that I’m not that easy to deal with when I’m not angry either.

I want to stay home and talk to my dog about squirrels