Francy🐍™️

I've stood silently for too long on the matter

This guy croissants

Croissant with Nutella

I'm having hotel breakfast so I'm going wild with mine

I stand by it though

Me: these edibles aren't doing shit

Also me:

How to eat a croissant

I liked this too

I'm gonna need Pam to take a vertical suplex followed by a powerbomb

I also read that this morning

Such a good biscuit

A more peaceful world

Sick of cinnamon apologists tbqh

I'm a loose cannon

I'm just speaking truth to power

Biscoff is for people who are too cowardly for ginger nuts.

I love him and he is perfect

I can be hired for manifesting

In an Irish bar inexplicably watching the Six Nations, cheering obnoxiously loud for the Scottish to annoy the French

Oh, hello

Dutch coot

Mr Moorhen sent his Amsterdam cousin to spy on me

It tastes like pop too. My favourite

Berries and cherries old moot

A classic airport drink snap

Conversely it could be not hearing answers you don't like

Why is she projecting the environmental stuff onto him? Teddy's literally like 'I'm 70, babe, I can't get faffed'

It was the vac pack that put me off but I'll heed your opinion

I feel you. In times of economic unease lipstick sales historically went up as it was a cheap way to feel good. Now even lipsticks can be insanely expensive

It was literally about a kid getting seriously sexually assaulted and they put a fucking sad face. Absolutely horrible.

Just saw a newspaper reporting on a serious crime and using emojis in the text

Rapper at the top of my game: do you wanna know how I got these bars?

Man in a sweetshop: do you wanna know how I got these Mars?