that would be super
06.03.2026 06:39
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The notion of legal names implies the existence of illegal names. 😈
06.03.2026 05:40
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what that su do?
06.03.2026 06:16
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okay phew you're okay then
06.03.2026 06:14
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is this shit shocking to you?
06.03.2026 06:06
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oh shit was it me
06.03.2026 06:03
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I guess anyway see ya around
06.03.2026 06:00
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always leave em wanting more though amirite
06.03.2026 05:59
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i've seen people say that penetrative intercourse would be difficult to the point of impracticality in zero g but that's not the only way ppl get each other off, i believe in the power of human ingenuity and exploration
06.03.2026 04:18
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I need to do more swanning around
06.03.2026 05:24
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oh man I been shaking grass
06.03.2026 04:32
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you just called us lima beans didn't you
06.03.2026 00:57
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bun
06.03.2026 00:38
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Asking for directions in a cemetery because I've lost the plot
06.03.2026 00:36
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Branch manager branching out
05.03.2026 22:09
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god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs
04.03.2026 23:47
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Try some Reek Farms sausage, it's so fresh
05.03.2026 21:15
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I used to dislike SMS react emojis, until I discovered their utility for politely ending conversations that I'd like to be done with.
05.03.2026 20:44
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No draft dodger, you.
05.03.2026 07:09
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took the words right out of my mouth
05.03.2026 05:29
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Salon sign reads “Guaranteed Shorter Hair.”
“Meeting expectations since 1994.”
05.03.2026 02:12
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He was there when Jon drank dog spoo
05.03.2026 04:35
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oh c'mon, who wants to be identified as an American nowadays?
05.03.2026 04:30
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Why is wearable technology focused on pervert glasses rather than the ability to play audible air guitar riffs like Bill & Ted?
05.03.2026 03:29
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88 Lines about 44 People Who Died
05.03.2026 03:26
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||
05.03.2026 03:24
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nah fuck those folks, so thin-shelled
05.03.2026 03:22
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why? because crab people are touchy, is that it? CRABBY, even?
05.03.2026 03:16
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this is highly offensive to crab persons
05.03.2026 03:09
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"I just worry having my eyes coming out of my head like that would make me dizzy all the time."
(me, as I consider possible crab surgery)
03.03.2026 00:09
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