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@morganhopes

Wellington/Lower Hutt. She/her. Still a chubby blonde sandwich

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Hobbit Home, exterior: 

No, thank you! We don't want any more
visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!

Close up of a wizard with a face crudely photoshopped in: And what about poorly-written pseudo intellectual propaganda for asocial teenage boys?

Bilbo throwing open the door: Ayn Randalf!

Hobbit Home, exterior: No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations! Close up of a wizard with a face crudely photoshopped in: And what about poorly-written pseudo intellectual propaganda for asocial teenage boys? Bilbo throwing open the door: Ayn Randalf!

14.10.2024 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 572 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Oh I thought y'all were joking about that minister for the south island

19.01.2025 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someone did this to all the cones along our road and it absolutely tickles me (maybe more than it should)

19.01.2025 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.

13.01.2025 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3513 ๐Ÿ” 532 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162 ๐Ÿ“Œ 494
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Running through my mind every time we visit my parents' house

01.01.2024 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the everloving fuck is happening with this weather

12.12.2023 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you also have the option of a train and a bus? If you want to get variation in your multiple forms of transport

11.12.2023 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two things I think are true here.

1) Not doing a RIAS is bad an makes it clear National's 1st 100 days mass repeatl is entirely about ideology not good policy.

2) We don't know who leaked this. If it's a Minister, that's Luxon's problem. If it's an official, that's Bad & not justifiable for this.

08.12.2023 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Danny Phantom theme song absolutely slaps

08.12.2023 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I'm just realising that trying to describe the variations between the different flavours and how they look is actually making me seem unhinged

07.12.2023 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it turns out not everyone had a phase where they were completely consumed by Jelly Belly jellybeans and all the flavours?! I was talking to Rob about how at some point the opaque white colouring has been removed from them which makes it super hard to tell the flavour on sight

07.12.2023 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Find someone who loves you like Newshub loves making up scandals about public employees getting inexpensive catering.

23.11.2023 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bought new shoes, feeling a bit like I'm trying to fit in with my gen z workmates

23.11.2023 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! I tried them once and found them inedible but am starting to wonder if it was just a bad batch.

19.11.2023 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry this is going to be a weirdly specific sausage question but... are those the countdown brand kranskys and if so were they good?

19.11.2023 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not necessarily festive but I love it:
Rocket, avocado, orange, red onion with a basic vinaigrette (you can also add cucumber too which I always do but that's not necessary for the taste balance)

19.11.2023 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of a golden frosted cake with pale yellow wings attached to the sides & a fuck ton of tiny eyeballs

Image of a golden frosted cake with pale yellow wings attached to the sides & a fuck ton of tiny eyeballs

Biblically accurate Angel food cake

14.11.2023 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1800 ๐Ÿ” 498 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

My mum took me out for a drive today and I drove out and back, including down Jackson St AND parked the car at the end! Hopefully I won't make it to 23 years on my learners ๐Ÿคž

14.11.2023 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them

09.11.2023 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4442 ๐Ÿ” 1359 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Until this past weekend I was under the impression that Insinkerators/garbage disposals somehow needed emptying/put the waste somewhere else and now I found out they just dump the food waste into the sewers like gross wtf

07.11.2023 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My engagement ring is morganite, which is basically a different coloured emerald, and can be damaged a lot easier so I don't wear it all the time, and I kind of regret not just having a diamond that I don't take off

03.10.2023 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am with you on looks and obviously the prices are artificially inflated blah blah but as an incredibly lazy person one thing a diamond ring has over pretty much all others is its a lot harder to damage so you could wear it all the time and not worry about whatever substances you touch damaging it

03.10.2023 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0