Another Fun-Filled Adventure in Takoma Park...
28.02.2026 15:31
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Another Fun-Filled Adventure in Takoma Park...
“We’ve seen a dangerous pattern,” said Ward 6 Councilmember Amy Wesolek during a presentation titled Civic Deceleration Compliance Initiative. “People slow down at 2:55, say ‘in conclusion,’ and then introduce three more points about stormwater management concerns. That’s a yield, not a stop.”
“Each flare-up lasts 15 seconds,” one observer noted. “Multiply that by 83 speakers and you’ve essentially added a bonus topic to the meeting agenda.”
Invitation to the 7th anniversary of the Takoma Torch
Free cake, free beer and free karaoke! What more could you want on a Saturday night?
Also, @govwesmoore.bsky.social, we hear you're now free on this night. Come sing a song with us!
Saturday, Feb 21st, Downtown Silver Spring American Legion, 6:30pm
Washed up, loser lawyer Rust Giuliani
#TeamRaskin
“Nuance slows progress,” said Deputy City Manager for Values Alignment and Yard Sign Compliance Meredith Kline. “It leads to phrases like ‘It depends,’ which are frankly exclusionary.”
BREAKING: Americans Fucking Thrilled Dry January is Over
“If your snowfall goes up 12 inches overnight, but your shovel capacity stays the same, that’s not sustainable. That’s gouging.”
“One of them said, ‘We're just trying to have some fun.’ I'm sorry, Billy, but there’s nothing fun about structural deficiencies.”
“If someone takes your shovel, that’s not a crime. It’s a conversation. Preferably one you have with yourself about abundance.”
“I don’t really follow national controversies. I follow glazing standards. And that window was original. You can’t just replace that with something from Home Depot.”
Big They is always hiding information from us!
TPSS Co-Op Announces 2nd Location Inside National Harbor’s ‘Sphere,’ Expanding Operations Into Literal Liberal Bubble
“We didn’t move next to this,” said a Toronto realtor, gesturing vaguely south. “At some point America stopped mowing its lawn and started storing kidnapped foreign leaders in its shed.”
What a year, huh? Lemon It's the first Wednesday of 26.
Is it legal to go into another country and kidnap their president? Asking for a 340 million friends.
It's glorious!
“This is the kind of bomb you drop once and then talk about forever..."
“If the Messiah were born today, we would absolutely want him arriving in a way that minimizes the impact on our single-family neighborhoods.”
It's too bad the town's rope committee was disbanned in 1900
Any changes to the neighborhood will be approved 'over his dead body'.
“The Lord parted the Red Sea, but even He would not attempt to part a pile of leaves with a gas blower on a Sunday!”
If nothing, we are all about facts
Please do
“This sets a dangerous precedent,” warned 83-year-old Susan Forbes, head of her HOA since the Reagan administration. “If she can retire, next thing you know someone under 70 will be allowed to chair a subcommittee.”
