Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
Good a time as any to reup my blocklist of people who say horrible things about racial and religious minorities
sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
“OK, you can gerrymander to cheat in elections, but only if it hurts nonwhite voters.”
- US Supreme Court
Have you ever known inner peace or eaten a golden brown grilled cheese sandwich
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Passersby are fuckeng obsessed with passing by shit
Illegal immigrants are buying all the groceries
Looks like cat dump butt.
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
Every is a fart.
Fixed it
Lawmakers Split After Viewing Video Of Boat Strike Survivor Killings
I must admit, after watching something like that I'd leave too
Is a human a muppet's underwear, or a muppet's bones?
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
👇👇
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
i believe in astrology more than i believe in the "economy"
So am I.
Becoming a trillionaire is easy. Just put one dollar in the bank every day, a trillion days in a row
I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself,
this is the last thing I need.
Vaccinate your children, yourselves and your pets.
