Need a fine white woman in my life
Need a fine white woman in my life
Not just 1 post but 2 POSTS?? π€£π€£π€£π€£ Iβm living rent free in your head. Loser.
Why would you ban freedom of speech?
After a long week of thinking.. IM CHANGING PARTY AFFILIATION! #TRUMP2024
I am a lib?
I donβt! #prouddemocrat
I am honestly shocked I havenβt been banned from this app.
Have officially hit 0 days sober now since I went on a bender this weekend!
This and some chocolate milk would hit the spot right now.
KILL ALL MAGA
Iβm in last place in my fantasy football league and our punishment at the end of the year is to get a sex change. Am I cooked?
#UNFOLLOWED!
So youβre calling me fat?
Long story short, went to the bar last night (not my smartest decision). Blacked out after 16 tequila shots and woke up on my momβs dining room floor naked with a half eaten plate of Dino nuggies. Only thing I have is a picture the bartender took of me last night. Holy hell I need help.
You think Iβm funny? π₯Ή
Chicks on Tinder keep calling me fat..
Milk me
βIncapable of completing a coherent sentenceββ¦ Have you ever heard Biden talk π
I like your thinking. My liver is going to kill me.
Just hit 5k π Should I drink tonight to celebrate? Iβm already -1 days sober..
I started 2 days ago too!
Also your unfollow doesnβt hurt me. I have almost 5k people that like my content and you have almost nothing.
And Iβm in your head. Youβre very heated right now. Go grab a coffee and go for a walk. Itβs a beautiful day outside. You can unleash your emotions! π
There was a substantially lower voter turnout for Democrats though.. I donβt get it
Sorry that you lost this argument. Not everyone can be the winner. π
Goddamnit.
Since my DICKHEAD cousins basically hazed me last night with alcohol, does that mean Iβm -1 days sober since I drank again?
1st: Never said it was unpopular.
2nd: Many people have agreed with me therefore my βbsβ wasnβt confirmed. Canβt prove someoneβs opinion to be wrong.
This is the best reply Iβve gotten so far while being on this app. π―