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Brân S. Birb

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Raven(it/they); Gray-Ace; Agender; German; may contain german toots; having a yeeen on the side; Pfp by @valhund.art Mastodon: @Bran@eldritch.cafe Refsheet: https://refsheet.net/BranBirb

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viel zu früh...insomnia kickt hart... ich bin in einer Turnhalle in Gonsenheim

14.03.2026 08:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write

14.03.2026 01:34 👍 3188 🔁 838 💬 25 📌 11

the detective is in toon world

14.03.2026 06:48 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

02.11.2025 12:23 👍 5179 🔁 1662 💬 23 📌 14

still very cute <3

13.03.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 👍 14906 🔁 3722 💬 115 📌 121
a 50g tea cake of sister Ai's "Everyday" Ancient Tree Sheng Pu'er Tea and a Gaggle of Geese Tea pet

a 50g tea cake of sister Ai's "Everyday" Ancient Tree Sheng Pu'er Tea and a Gaggle of Geese Tea pet

my gongfu tea fixation has taken over

13.03.2026 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i just realized that both space jam and who framed Roger Rabbit are isekais

13.03.2026 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

12.03.2026 13:38 👍 9319 🔁 3213 💬 46 📌 72
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saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

09.03.2026 03:34 👍 6457 🔁 2405 💬 21 📌 34
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12.03.2026 21:13 👍 400 🔁 54 💬 3 📌 0
ryan stiles

ryan stiles

how streaming feels sometimes

11.03.2026 18:54 👍 3814 🔁 891 💬 17 📌 23
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WHAT IS THE CHARGE?

DRAWING ANIMAL KNEES?

SUCCULENT ANIMAL KNEES?

11.03.2026 11:12 👍 2258 🔁 687 💬 22 📌 3
A feral canine doodled with human legs and feet. He us assuring you it's ok to think he's hot. He has human legs.

A feral canine doodled with human legs and feet. He us assuring you it's ok to think he's hot. He has human legs.

human legs for maximum hottness

11.03.2026 23:26 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
"Live your life in a way that makes payment processors mad"

"Live your life in a way that makes payment processors mad"

24.07.2025 20:22 👍 1190 🔁 482 💬 9 📌 4
10.03.1950

Der Tag als Herbert wehner einen Nazi aus dem Bundestag boxte

10.03.1950 Der Tag als Herbert wehner einen Nazi aus dem Bundestag boxte

Als die SPD noch wählbar war

11.03.2026 13:50 👍 56 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 6748 🔁 2260 💬 9 📌 1

Is Updog the progenitor species to the modern Ligma?

10.03.2026 02:42 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

also its currently sahara dust season

09.03.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Verfahren gegen Spahn eingestellt" (tagesschau)
weiter: "Ermittlungen wurden demnach gar nicht erst aufgenommen."

Deutschland, Du hast als Rechtsstaat für mich fertig. Aber sowas von. Krachend und mit Anlauf.

09.03.2026 11:22 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

genug Sozialbatteriebeanspruchung für die Woche... ich bin wieder im Deckenberg

09.03.2026 11:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heute in der tiefsten Pfalz unterwegs... überall blaubraune Plakate...

09.03.2026 08:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up

no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up

07.03.2026 15:00 👍 794 🔁 313 💬 0 📌 7
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Sum common (and one way-too-commonly-drawn-like-a-dog) critter nose studies. If anyone wants me to try other ones feel free to suggest

06.03.2026 10:50 👍 1546 🔁 407 💬 33 📌 2

bsky.app/profile/vera...

Next set here! <3

08.03.2026 13:18 👍 29 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 26258 🔁 10307 💬 75 📌 204
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Next set of noses! Thank you so much for the love on my first set!

08.03.2026 13:12 👍 441 🔁 114 💬 11 📌 2
“this and a white monster”

“this and a white monster”

07.03.2026 16:00 👍 70 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0
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Booping the Daily red panda

07.03.2026 01:27 👍 116 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 1
Doodle of a spotted hyena standing and saying ‘hee hee hee’ while looking at you. Its tail is swoop up high, happy.

Doodle of a spotted hyena standing and saying ‘hee hee hee’ while looking at you. Its tail is swoop up high, happy.

🎨 warm up earlier this morning
#art #furryart #hyena

05.03.2026 19:35 👍 343 🔁 68 💬 4 📌 0