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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

Always thought it was sad that Ayn Rand—one of the most successful authors of children's fantasy books of all time—had little enough saved in the bank in her old age that she had to rely on public assistance until her death, but I'm glad it was there for her.

Please I’m gonna cry *chewbacca 🔊*

There should be a special organization for men of a certain age who still have their hair. A hair club for men if you will.

Jasper

Ripley and Jonesy
~𝘢𝘳𝘸

Picture of Sparky, an orange cat wearing a Lions jersey

Jasper the orange cat wearing a lions bandana

Jasper the orange cat wearing a lions bandana

Go Lions

Lawn covered with leaves featuring a red balloon covered in the failing Red Robin restaurant logo

Wind keeps bringing random shit to my lawn. Nearest Red Robin is 3 and half miles away

*Ripley voice at the end of Aliens* Look at my PR you bitch!

Ending on such a high note

ASUS WiFi router with Life magazine featuring a cover photo of Hedy Lamarr

Putting the Hedy Lamarr cover by the WiFi where she belongs

honey get in here I finally found the right controller for Interstate '76

Picture of the corner of the Stanley cup playoffs on a TV screen with the ESPN+ logo hastily covering up the “ESPN on ABC” logo underneath it.

ESPN really putting in that branding effort over here

The house with the fancy deep freeze fridge, Viking range, stainless steel everything, and other fancy overpriced accoutrements is also the house that gets door dash 5 times a week

Back glass for the alternate version of the 1963 “Big Deal” pinball table by Williams. The alternate back glass features nude women with exposed genitalia and the title “Big Dick”

We used to make shit in this country

In a just world somebody would have a job that consists of following Marc Andreesen around and shouting “Shut the fuck up eggman!”, any time he opens his big dumb mouth

折り紙でカービィちゃん🌸

Side of a van with a colorfully painted blue dragon in front of red and yellow flames

Van with more mural artwork on it

Check out this van with an epic dragon on it

So Wells Fargo sold my mortgage to another company. This meant I had to setup direct deposit again. I got mad and paid off the rest of my mortgage instead.

Beverly (1969-2009): An intensely bitter before-dinner drink from Coca-Cola, it was made with grapefruit rind. Primarily sold in Italy, it developed a cult following in the U.S. Can still be found on tap at the Coca-Cola museums and EPCOT in Disney World.

Passenger side view of a trash filled car with an “Nutty Bar” box on the top of the pile

Rear view of trash filled car. Trash pile is visible from every window

Trash filled car with barely enough room for the driver to sit

I always think about this fucked up car I saw at a ttrpg gaming convention with empty Nutty Bar boxes in it

出たな!! TwinBee
#Konami #ドット絵 #pixelart

Which Elvira though? Each one is good in their own way

There’s an episode on archive.org that includes commercials from the 80s archive.org/details/what...

Not to be too hasty, but you start to get the sense after seven years of increasingly reactionary editorial choices that maybe you're not witnessing a concatenation of hundreds of incredible coincidences.

Nintendo Cereal System (1988-1989): Each box held two bags of cereal. One, "Super Mario Bros Action Series" cereal, featured fruit-flavored character shapes, and the other, a "Legend of Zelda Adventure Series" cereal, featured berry-flavored shapes.