Gross. Both the price and the notion that anyone actually injests Subway "tuna."
07.03.2026 16:53
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Gross. Both the price and the notion that anyone actually injests Subway "tuna."
My wife just told me I have "marriage quality arms" and it inspired me to sign up for eight new gym memberships.
Why can't ghosts swim?
It's my 35th birthday. So my plans included rewatching "Planet of the Apes" and being in bed by 8:30. Goodnight, everybody! Made it through another one!
I used to be cool. Now I say things like "Oh goodness gracious" when I startle myself by getting up from the couch too quickly.
title card from Charley Varrick that reads STARRING JOE DON BAKER in yellow font - over a pretty image of what appears to be farmland, a misty mountain range, and sunlight filtering through pinky-orange clouds
the four words every girl wants to hear
Totally thought that was a GG Allin impersonator.
Sometimes I don't know why I even try.
"Malcolm In the Middle" Characters Ranked by How Good of a Punk House Roommate They Would Be
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Let's just hear him out
Having to actually play anything is the worst part of band practice.
Anyone seeking an American traditional pinup tattoo of a man is welcome to use my likeness #lookinglikeaman